This blog mentions too many b list celebrities.

Hi and welcome to my obsession. My hair.

THIS is what my hair color feels like to me: (a bit brassy blonde/golden)


But I'm thinking of making my blonde more like THIS:

And having the end result more like this....but with not as dark streaks and more blonde. *but still not all over super blonde* Okay, so maybe nothing like this, but you get the idea... Just take the above pic and add some lowlights. There. Done.
hahahahaha... :)

Get it? Good.

In other news, I have struck a new curiosity with that speaker I heard last week, Marcus Buckingham. I shall read his book Go Put Your Strengths To Work. He talked a lotta sense, people. We focus on "fixing" ourselves...on what's wrong...on what we're not great at... But, we dont put as much into our strengths b/c we're already good at them. But, what we fail to see is...we could be amazing at them. That's kinda the gist. I mean.. you dont ignore your "weaknesses" but really see them from a different spin. It's all about using your strengths in a productive manner....

So, on a less profound note, I watched the Hills...and I dont totally hate Stephanie. I want to.. Oh I want to... but there goes the idealist in me again... I mean... I dont WANT her to be as crappy as Spencer. And I'm sad Whitney left.. Boo.. :( And seriously.. how long were they gone? I mean.. I thought it was like a week?

I went to Guts n Butts tonight. You dont care, but I do. With every bicycle ab move and leg lift, I repeated "COSTA. RICA." in my head...lol. I'll let you know if I'm still repeating that tomorrow morning after the soreness kicks in.

CHELSEA LATELY QUOTE OF THE DAY:
*In reference to being on a plane with a screaming child* "I'm pretty sure the kid screamed the whole flight and my tubes actually tied themselves..." I laughed so hard I almost peed.

Hey guess what?!! This blog was long and pointless. Sorry. Peace.

Oh..and WHY is Tila Tequila back on? Gross. Just gross.

Kampai means cheers. Betcha didnt know that.

Friday, Kelli was here, so we went to dinner then to Kampai. We really need more bars. Anyway, they gave us cotton candy and I ran into Kreston!! This was our "Kreston's at Kampai" face. Note the difference.. hahahaha :)

Saturday night, went out with Sara and Brandy. And, guess where we ended up? KAMPAI. haha.. We had a blast, though and made it home fairly early (but not without photos, of course)

Plus, I promised pics from the TU game and I got all busy and lazy, but here they are!!! Please doubleclick the one of Sarah... Look at the guy in brown to the left. He is SOO Ikey from October Road.. I mean.. not really, but seriously.. Who looks like that, though? He's kinda a weird lookin dude... Not bad, but um.. unique, ya know... Right.

Other things:

I'm over the bangs. They're annoying. They get greasy really easily and I dunno.. I am just ready for them to grow.out. I still am having hair issues. I think I might go blonder highlights but add some brown lowlights. Think Debbie Matenopulous from E! I add brown and then I feel like it looks brassy.. But, I DONT need to step it up any blonder alone. We shall see.. We shall see..

I ran into some sorority sisters on Sat at Kampai. Half were really nice. The other ones I talked to pretty much were rude. Not that I didnt expect it, but uh...walking off during a conversation is rude. And, I have a feeling it's b/c she thought I was drunk or something. Newsflash.. you're in a bar. YOU'RE the minority since you dont drink. Get out of my Sat night element and go back to yours if you're going to be rude. Thank you and good day. Wish I hadnt been the bigger person who said hi... But, such is life *flip of hair* ;) (I tried to give you enough to know who I was talking about)

I'm tired. I had rice cakes, yogurt..and cookie dough for dinner. What's wrong with me?! LOL!

Things I love about April:

* Next Sat marks ONE YEAR since I left the law firm!!!!!

* Birthdays: Blaze's, Aloves :)

* Blaze's shower/bachelorette party next weekend at mi casa!

* It's close to MAY which is close to my VACATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's the freaking weekend....

This is where my head's at today...

The idea of a yard...and a garage...and...and...my OWN washer and dryer...

...nearly makes me so excited that I shit my pants.

So, uh, why do I stay in Tulsa where I refuse to set up lasting roots (in terms of a house, etc)? I've said "I wanna move" for um... years now? Yeah.

But...

I like my job. And uh, how does one move anyway? I mean it was hard enough finding a job HERE let alone in a state. I picture it now.

Employer: "Hi, so will you be moving to ___ in the near future?"

Me: "Um, if I get this job, I will."

Employer: "Wow, you seem really grounded."

Well, that's where my head's at.

And... I dont like that my stuff at work makes me change my password every friggin 20 days or something. Today, I couldnt retrieve my messages b/c I couldnt remember my password! I cant just keep alternating them b/c it cant have been repeated within the past FOUR passwords. It's quite comical actually...

I dial in...then type in the password until it finally rejects me saying "You have been locked out. Please wait 20 minutes and try again." ARG!

My current password for my phone is seriously something like xj4hsy9WW. I mean.. that's about how sensical it is. Pish posh.

Oh, and I'm not reading that book to the side anymore.. I am just too lazy to remove it. I actually never finished it. So there. I feel good telling you that. No idea why.

I'm greasy b/c I woke up too late to shower. It's hot.

I'm gonna try a scar treatment on my chin b/c the redness isnt going away from the funk. Recs accepted.

I'm going to a class called body sculpt tonight. What does that mean? It just sounds like "weights and pain" to me. But, I havent showered anyway, might as well work out.

Lost isnt on tonight. It's pissing me off already.

Forever 21 is going into Woodland Hills Mall. *Jax=cheap vaca stuff!*

Oprah pisses me off. No idea. Just kinda does today.

I think I should like yoga more. It almost makes me mad that I dont like it.

That's what I felt like writing. It's been a busy day and I blogged as a break. So, there ya go.

"Where's the party tonight, ladies?"

The question was from someone leaving the TU game last night. Sarah's response: "In my bed" *makes motion like she's sleeping then quickly retracts... * "Wait! That sounded bad..."

Section 113 didnt know what hit it we were so crazy at the game.. esp Andrew. Teasing... I'm fairly confident we didnt even stand up for the wave, but just moved our arms from our seats....We've got spirit yes we do! ;) Seriously super good time and TU WON!!! :))) That means we go to the 1st of three championship games (Who has three? What?). My personal favorite was the lady behind us that hissed instead of boo-ing. It took about um...10 seconds for Sarah and I to pick up on it. We're waiting for it to catch on more. Just you see... It's gonna happen.. Tssssssss----tssssssss.....

And umm yeah, I totally took pictures.. esp b/c a guy looked like Ikey (from October Road) and some guy had on a superhero costume that made him look a leetle creepy. I was tired when I got home, though, so uploads will occur tonight.

I had a freakish dream that Costa Rica went into a war or something while we were there and I had to save Aaron. If I was going to Venezuela, I'd be concerned, but Costa, likely just a crazy dream. (Currently checking where the embassy is just in case..lol!)

Got a big meeting today that I planned/wrote the material for. Wish me luck! :)

Apparently, I lack passion today.. haha

Today.

Give speech to boss's secretary (BS)

Phone rings.

BS: Hi! Um, boss wants you to tweak the speech a little.
Me: Okay, how?
BS: Well, she wants to make it more passionate, have it "tell a story"..really have it elicit emotion. She feels very strongly about this cause.
Me: "Okay, she knows she has a minute to speak and she's just accepting an award on behalf of the company, right?"
BS: "Yeah. But, I guess she wants a minute of passion."

Dont we all, BS, don't we all.

Stinky hooves and French people

Dude. I got Gracie one of those animal hooves filled with peanut butter. It didnt smell at the PetCo, but man.. once it gets wet with her doggie slobber, it stinks like someone DIED. And now, she loves it and I cant take it away. She looks pathetic when I try. And she smells putrid. And she sleeps with me. Awesome.

Did you watch The Hills? Um.. Did anyone else think they were in Paris for longer than a WEEK? I mean.. all that drama for a WEEKLONG trip? Are you kidding me? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Wow. Lame. And... how does she get TWO dresses and SKIP OUT on the ball she went to work? The French dude wasnt even that cute. LC, you disappoint me.

I went to the gym tonight. I have officially hit "I have a vaca and need a perky ass" mode. You just wait. Bernie, the (oddly super hot for her name) trainer, and I are going to bond at her butts n guts class Thursday. I'm afraid. My butt n gut are definitely not ready for a 30 minute focus on them... Yikes. But, uh, I have flashbacks to hiking in Belize when I thought I was close to death. Granted, I had a kidney infection the whole trip, but still. Getting in shape never hurt. Oh, and the waterfall forums say people have died. A LOT. while hiking up the slippery rocks. Given my slightly clumsy nature in Belize (I ran into a dog on a bike lest we forget), I might write my last will and testament before I go. See, this is why I should do all this crap before I reproduce.

Oh, I got to go hear a lecture series today with my boss! :) She had an extra ticket and asked me to go. It was reallllly good! :) Will update if I feel like I have nothing else to say tomorrow.

Pictures and Stuff

So...we went to the park on Friday and seriously laid on the benches (see pic) for like hours... Well, and we took pictures with statues...Guess which activity was my idea...;)

We got to chat and catch up since the last time we saw each other was pre bar exam (aka New Years). Since then, he took the bar, I've been to DC, Gracie turned one, I've been to the minor emergency/doctor TWICE, his uncle got sworn in as mayor... I could keep going, but get the point that a lot has happened!

Went to dinner with some friends on Friday and ended up going out for a bit. Sad we didnt make it to Lauryl's. To be honest, some of the dinner activities made us a leetle unable to drive anyway...;)

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Overall, weekend was pretty chill. (gooooooooood) :) Went to Easter brunch with my mom (who is a complete head shorter than me-see below-hahaha).

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Btw the pic of Gracie was all HER doing. I was talking about something intense and then burst into laughter as she ran in and jumped on the sofa with that on her nose!! Once we stopped laughing, we took it off, thinking it was stuck.. She put it right back on! WTF?! My dog is awesomely crazy....

Oh..and.....and... Aaron booked his tic to Nicaragua/Costa Rica! Since I'm using his miles, I'm waiting to book mine til I do some work on the dates...(I'm meeting in Costa in the middle of his trip, not going to Nicaragua). Please cross your fingers that I have no work meetings... This trip is gonna be crazy affordable thanks to Aaron's cheap ticket and his miles...I'm hoping here....I feel kinda selfishly stupid going anywhere, but when the ticket is 150 bucks TOTAL (when split between the two of us) and the places we stay are like 40-50 bucks a night, I justify....Plus, the places we stay....well...I could never stay there alone...lol! *insert scared face* ;)

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See what we plan to do: here and here. Other than that, I'd really like to maybe see the volcano, go canyoning/repelling down a waterfall, etc...But, I dont think we'll have time. Boo. We're going on the trip I can afford afterall...haha.. :) And I guess we're not even going yet, so I need to stop planning....

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Anyway... I got so excited, I ordered a swimsuit!!! (who knew VS has AFFORDABLE ones-this one was 30 bucks) I ordered it in red...Please note I shall be aspiring to look like this in 6 weeks....I think the big boobs, dark hair and airbrushed abdomen might be a problem. Whatever.

Also, in case you didnt know, when ordering things google "(Store name) coupon codes" or "promotional codes" and google will pull up whatever store you're shopping at codes.. I got 5 bucks off this swimsuit doing that! Who knows if it'll fit, but whatever. Let me have my moment.

Oh...and we took a nap today, so it's midnight and I feel like I could run a marathon. Tomorrow is gonna be a LOOOOOONG day....

Putting all the (easter) eggs in the basket?

So... Aaron is watching bball and fairly inattentive to anything else at the moment, so I decided to blog. You know what I find hilarious?? MY bracket is beating his on facebook. Yeah, it totally is.. by like A LOT. HA!

So, I dont know if I've mentioned the hilarity of my mother's comments that she doesnt realize she's making...

Numero uno at Blaze's shower to a total stranger:
"I cant believe Jax and Blaze have been friends since 2nd grade...and Blaze is getting married...and Jax isnt."

Thanks, mom. lol.

Numero dos today at lunch with Aaron:
"27 Dresses was a cute movie...She kinda reminded me of Jax...What a cute girl! (*pause where I think she's just complimenting me*) And what, you have a ton of dresses, too...*under breath* None of them are white.."

Wow. Just wow. Can we say uncomfortable?!

I adore my mother and I know she didnt mean to be rude but more comical, but DUDE. Give it a friggin rest. For REALS.

I like where I'm at...Gah!

And, my favorite quote of the day comes from Scott. He text to ask where Aaron and I were last night.. I said we went to see Juno (easily moved into a favorite movie of mine now). He responded "Wow. Nothing like a knocked up teenager to get you in the Easter spirit.." HA!

HUMP DAY HAPPY!!!

1. Aaron comes tonight!!!! He hasnt been here in like 7 mos...Yes, I am serious. I mean.. I've been to Chicago and I actually prefer going to Chicago b/c there's SO much to explore and we have so much fun. We figured he'd visit Tulsa more when it got bitter cold in the Chi...until he had to take the damn bar exam. My apartment is CLEAN, my legs are shaved (TMI, but deal with it), my vacation days are logged in for work, and I am excited! :)

2. We may have found an affordable vacation!!! COSTA RICA!!! I want to go somewhere SO badly. Is it financially smart? Likely not. But, it's not like I wouldnt spend the money on something else anyway. I'll just live life low for awhile. After miles, etc, the tickets are gonna be around 150 for EACH OF US. Yes, as in 150 dollars to go to COSTA RICA! We'll stay in sleepy beach cabanas, etc, on the cheap. The only REAL cost will be activities like REPELLING down a waterfall and ziplining! Okay, again, trying not to get my hopes up in case it cant happen....

3. I've been working out almost 4 times a week most weeks, adding protein to my diet, (fyi: Luna chocolate protein bars are the BEST) etc, and I'm noticing a significant difference. I have WAY more endurance, things are tightening up, etc.... HOORAY! Some nights, I only make a half hour workout while others, it's more like an hr. I figure as long as I'm getting there and doing SOMETHING. I dont know how people with families do it. My friend up at work is my motivation b/c she has two kids and still manages to work out 3 times per week. If Costa doesnt happen, I'm just gonna let myself be a fatass from depression for a good few weeks.... haha..

4. The Gauntlet season finale is tonight..and I get to watch it with Aaron! We're both kinda nuts for those shows. I really hope the rookies win. They're setting it up to look like they might.. with all the vets comments, etc...

I need to get some work done. My head isnt really here though. I'm trying.. I'm trying....:)

Luck o' the Irish?

There I was...on my way to work in my green shirt..when.. I began to feel like my car was about to swerve off the road. Yup. Flat tire. *sigh*

Reasons why long distance relationships suck.com sometimes.. I mean.. I HAVE someone would could help (who I dont feel super bad bothering), but isn't here. But, he was there to listen to me whine about it and look up phone numbers for me..haha..

Anyway, pulled off the highway (on my rim-oops) by a funeral home. HAUTE. Dennis came to the rescue!!! After getting no answer from the (Farmers) help point line, I called him and he and tire was changed in a jiffy..

Went to Bill's Tire Service on 15th and Yale and was done in a matter of 20 minutes.. It was a nail. Do you need tires? Go there. I have been going to them since college. SUCH nice guys that have been around for like 20 years. They always tell me straight up, offer advice/recommendations on other mechanics, and fixed my tire today for four bucks. Seriously.. need tires? Go to Bill's. :) And, most importantly, they do everything with a smile and treat me like I'm not a moron... (at least regarding cars) ;)

So, what could've ruined my day didnt at all...:)

Aaron's coming this weekend. I want SO badly to do something outdoors/outside the city/whatever... or at least out of the typical "in the raw to brookside" crap. Advice welcome. Thought about getting a cabin on the lake, but Easter weekend kinda ruined that idea... *sigh*

Easily the best 16 bucks on a green tee-shirt....

Sat started at about 2 for Sara and me... Then, we ate at 6 (thank gosh) and celebrated St. Pats into the night! We ended up getting to ride in a limo that Sara's friend had...We sang Teardrops on My Guitar so loudly that Brandy and I collapsed in laughter (see below). A picture says a thousand words...

I'm really sad I didnt get to meet up with Maureen and Sarah b/c I'm sure the pictures would have been even MORE numerous and HILARIOUS! :)

I have no idea what sign I'm trying to throw up in the below picture... and the other is Brandy and me pretending to look at our watches.. Time. TO. GO.


So......I got home....to find that little G had gotten a black ink pen...and basically made little black pawprints all over the wood floor.....the WHITE comforter....the sofa...the khaki rug... I'm still figuring out how to get it out of the comforter... dry cleaners???? Suggestions welcome. Already have tried MULTIPLE treatments... AWE. SOME. *sigh*

My apt really needs to learn how to be self cleaning... I'm kinda over it.

Best quote ever is from Margot this weekend... talking about really cold things (eating them that is).. She said "I cant do it. It makes me want to cry and press my fingers together.." WHAT?! LOL!

Second best quote... Brandy on Sat night "Jax and I have sexy face..." Again...WHAT?! ha!

Happiest of St. Pat's to everyone-Irish or not! :)))

*And on the boob thing from my last post.. While I'm not as "well endowed" as others, I'm pickin up what you're puttin down...but I'm talking about the purposeful bouncers...ya know..the ones that are like "look at the girls! LOOKIE LOOKIE!" and you basically imagine them in a head cheerleader outfit with some pom pons....Love and hugs!

Levitating dervishes and VIP status...

I'm full of randomness this week. So... one of my fav quotes is from Meet Joe Black and it starts like this: I want you to get swept away out there. I want you to levitate. I want you to sing with rapture and dance like a dirvish...

Random 1:
Dunno about levitating...and not gonna lie, no idea what a dirvish is, but.. the whole point is I am feeling like I'm in need of some sweeping-sweeping away that is. I'm a hopeless romantic and I have a long distance relationship where the most romance I get is a phone call while we both eat easy mac for dinner..haha! Granted...I appreciate the phone call, but I'm definitely having one of those weeks where I want to be kinda all swept away... Even my married friend at work agrees that she's in one of those moods too.. Yup. It's the spring or something...

Random 2:
Local bar had VIP event last night where people go pick up their VIP cards (for free entry the rest of the year). It was way early...and the turnout was SO not what they thought it would be..hahaha..
Band: "WELCOME TO ALL THE VIPS"
L: "I'm embarassed to be here..."
Me: "hahahahaha! Yeah..whatever. I'm leaving soon..."
L: "OMG....Who's that guy? Oh.. he's the big meat head from my gym.. except he's not really that big.. So I guess he's a small meat head...That's way worse..."

Reasons my friends crack me up.

Random 3:
I cant stand it when girls walk so that they pony tails sway. STOP DOING THAT. It's annoying. Also.. hate it when girls make their boobs bounce when they walk. It's not a talent and it doesnt make them look bigger. Just makes you look annoying.

St. Pats weekend here we come!!!! Fun fact: Easter is the earliest this year that its been in 95 years. 95 YEARS! My co worker heard it on the Today show....

I was SOO there.. SOO there...

Dude. GET THIS.

Where was I on February 13th? (Your answer: Washington DC)

Read this.

What hotel was I in? THE SAME ONE ON THE SAME NIGHT SPITZER WAS THERE WITH THIS CHICK THEN BROUGHT IN FOR IT!!!!!!!!!

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR.

Gah, I'm practically famous.

That's all.


Um.. also.. I have on a new white baby tee (express has them on sale and they're extra long) with dark jeans and heels. Add my new bangs to the mix. I feel like a Calvin Klein model today. Didnt say I look like one...ha! I love basic white with jeans.. LOVE it. Goin out on a weird limb here and saying I can comfortably admit that I think women in white button downs and jeans is just a sexy, sophisticated look. Well..on some people, I suppose.

Yesterday I said "I want." Today, I'm saying "I like"
- the warmer weather
- the idea of maybe possibly hopefully being able to afford a small trip to a beach someday after my bonus/raise
-watching Gracie play in the dog park the past two evenings :)
- that spring is around the corner!
- that I always feel like my life makes more sense when it's warm. I better not move somewhere cold...this blog would get depressing...lol!
- that we're getting new laptops at work today! :)

Having an I want day...

I want...

* to use some of my bonus to go to a beach (but dont know if I will b/c I dont know how much it will be yet)
* to make more money
* to buy a new car
* to be a bit more settled
* to finally finish decorating my bedroom
* my lips to not be chapped
* to go camping..okay okay.. in a cabin....


I'm done whining.. b/c ...b/c...I GET TO GO TO PROM!!!!!! My friend is shaparoning a high school prom and I'm going as his "prom date." hahahah! AWESOME!

"Spitzer and Swallowser?"

-what Chelsea called the hooker's potential reality show tonight (as in the hooker who did Governor Eliot Spitzer)

Second of all, she was FOUR thousand dollars?! Good LORD! Alright.. Chelsea Lately is having her 100th episode tonight...and good God I love her... I agree with her on WHY the hell do all these men stand up in front of the world after doing a hooker, intern, maid, whatever....AND THEIR WIVES STAND RIGHT THERE BESIDE THEM?! As Chelsea so eloquently put it tonight....He's got 3 daughters. How the hell is he supposed to tell them "no" to anything now? It's like "daddy, I want a pony!" --"No, honey, its too $$$." -- "But, daddy, you rode a 4 thousand dollar hooker... I want a damn pony!"

Alright, anyway...work has been super busy lately. I'm helping someone in another dept in a "development" role in our dept. I find it funny since I think that I'm still "developing..." Anyhoo...can you believe it's almost been a year since I left the firm and started my new job, etc... A YEAR?!

So, this is how my day started out Tues....
Trying to use my phone on the way to work....
"You have been redirected to Sprint financial services..."

*thinking..WHAT?! Did I forget to pay my bill? I feel like I just paid it...Weird..*

Me: "What's the problem here? I seem to remember paying my bill recently." (thinking I must have like roamed for thousands of dollars and am seriously starting to sweat)

Her: "Yes, I show you have a past due amount. Your last payment was on February 28th."

Me: "Um.. okay... That was like 12 days ago.... so what is my balance?"

Her: "Well, your billing date was changed to the 10th and it looks like you owe this month's bill."

OH. MY. GOD. They shut me OFF for failure to pay my regular bill a DAY later than my IRREGULAR billing date they randomly changed? What?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Needless to say I paid it, but was irritated.

While we're talking about money, I'd like to make more. Just sayin. I would.

I'd like to end this random blog with a quote from a friend today...I won't say her name in case she gets embarased...
Her: "I just got a text saying he wants to show me his little friend...Dear God, I hope he's not talking about his penis.." hahahahahahahaha!

And I'm out.

Nah nah nah nah...nahnahnahnahnah....yeah...

I have been all Dave Matthews/Coldplay/The Fray/Counting Crows etc lately. Do you ever get in those moods? I mean... I have my pop moods..my country moods...I consider this my "college/starving student" music. hahaha! :) Anyway...

Counting Crows...A Long December. This is my favorite part...likely b/c Im tired of winter and want to see the ocean. I'm not looking for deep meaning here people. I jam. It's not pretty.

Drove up to hillside manor sometime after two a.m.
And talked a little while about the year
I guess the winter makes you laugh a little slower,
Makes you talk a little lower...about the things you could not show her
And its been a long december and theres reason to believe
Maybe this year will be better than the last
I cant remember all the times I tried to tell my myself
To hold on to these moments as they pass
And its one more day up in the canyon
And its one more night in hollywood
Its been so long since Ive seen the ocean...I guess I should

I think my FAVORITE is actually the whole "Nah-nah-nah.nah..yeah..." Totally. *insert head bob and sway with eyes closed* Give me my hackie sack and let me get on with my life. What happened to my obsession with Miley? Lord.

I also realized um...about a year ago...that I have a weird like for songs that say "baby" in them. Mind you, I dont like being called "baby" by most people. Like..the Fray.. "Look After You" is one of my FAVORITE songs. What the heck? I could keep going but it would bore you. Just something I noticed. Whatever.

I also let a pregnant woman tan in front of me at the gym last night. She looked cranky and hey..she made it to the gym. I think I get some kind of "life bonus points" for this. Yes. That is all. (She prolly shouldnt be tanning, but whatever)

It's the remix to ignition

I do not look old. I do not look old. But, I do kinda look like I have fake boobs in that picture.. hahaha...


I believe it went down something like this:
"I wanna hear IGNITION!"
*dancing around*
In unison "ITS THE REMIX TO IGNITION......BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE.... giggle giggle..."
*run into wall*
*take photo of running into wall*
"PLAY IT AGAIN!"


Saturday night might have been awesome.. Yeah, yeah the dance party was. Made up for a kinda crappy Monday :))))

And uh.. how good was October Road's season finale?!! Nick's brother's speech to Aubrey.. I mean.. what girl doesnt want THAT?! Yeah yeah.. it was his brother. That's a problem. Whatever.. And Big Cat?! WHAT A JACKA**! Alright, I'm done now..

I'm cranky.

This seems to be a trend recently. I'm sorry. Despite sleeping more than any human ever should this weekend, I am still cranky. I'm good at keeping my mouth shut, but...

1. Annoying person number one: You insulted me this weekend. To my face. You blamed being drunk-which you were. But, uh, newsflash, you're always drunk. Grow up. And uh... you then ask if I want to hang out? WHAT?! Why the HELL would I want to hang out with you? Dude. Be an adult and realize people dont want to hang out with you if you're rude to them-drunk or not.

2. Annoying person number two: Dude. You overheard some things I said when venting to someone else. You then prodded me about what I was saying and put words in my mouth. I said a few things to get you off topic..and get you to not ask the person I was venting to... then blew you off. You then twisted what I said and created your own story. I didn't trust you. I didn't confide in you...so stop acting like I did. You, too, need to join number one and grow the eff up. Thanks.

3. Medical insurance: Dude. I got my stupid lab bill for my stupid thing on my face. Do they know what it was? No. Then, uh, why do I have to pay for all the stupid tests PLUS the doctor appt? I HATE my insurance. HATE it. AND, I'm trying to keep my annoyance/stress level at a minimum b/c the doc says it could be stress induced. I think that's bullsh*t and code for "We have no idea..."But, I'm keeping my nerves down nonetheless.

4. My bangs dont make me look like Reese Witherspoon. They make me look old. Done.

5. Death: My professor died this weekend. She was a good lady and a good professor. It hacks me off. Yes, I am hacked off at death. I realize that doesn't make sense. Death/Illness, etc is something that always makes me question the whole "everything happens for a reason" bullsh*t.

I think I'm going to the gym tonight.....Just sayin...I have a cough. I plan to spread my germs. It will be fabulous.

I have unscrunched my nose and feel better for venting. Inhale....exhale....And I'm pms-ing. Maybe that explains the cranky. Maybe.

DAMN YOU BLOGGER

Blogger is being a bitch. I cant post pictures from this weekend. UGH.

Welp, had a girls night and ended up having a 2am dance party (which was 3am thanks to daylight savings) at Sara's....Just me, Brandy, and Sara... rocking out and bouncing around to Ignition.. over...and over...and over.. until we collapsed on the floor... STILL. DANCING.

FAVORITE quote of girls night:
Guy in leather jacket approaches.
Him: "Hey. Ready to get crazy tonight?" *starts white guy dancing*
Us: "Um....sure.."
Him: "Sorry if I'm a little aggressive. I'm a fighter pilot. In my job, you have to be aggressive....or you get SHOT. DOWN."

What?

Ha!

Currently watching Here Come the Newlyweds. FUNNY FUNNY. My favorite is the been together since high school couple... or the uptight girl that's really pretty.. hahaha.. If my spouse had to roast me, I think I'd die. Yup. Die.

Also..did you hear that OK representative on youtube saying "The gay initiative is destroying this nation" or something? Yeah. First of all, I didn't know gay people had an "initiative" and second of all, I'd like to give OK a round of applause for electing yet another well-informed and well rounded person. Oh, and it's a woman. That's even better. Watch out for the "gay initiative" everyone. If it's to get people like her out of office, I'm on board.

Will try to upload photos.. b/c I almost forgot... I GOT BANGS like Reese! :) I really like em, but dont think I'm gonna keep them b/c I feel like they might make me look older... I never thought that'd be a bad thing. Lord. We ARE getting old. haha!

Pause.

Some of my conversations with Maureen inspire blogs. Just sayin.

This one....no exception.

We both decided-for some same-some different reasons-this time in our lives makes us kinda on "pause." It's like... I dont want to make a BAD decision, so I opt to make no decision at all sometimes. It's like I think "I'm just gonna wait here on pause for a little bit until things make more sense..." hahaha...I don't do it on everything...and the things I do it on make really little sense.

Friggin crazy. I'm fairly certain that I will wake up and think "Oooooh! That makes sense! Yes! I shall do that!" hahahaha.. I'll let you know how that works out for me...

In other news, I was certainly NOT on pause driving back from MO. I made a 6 hr trip in about 4hrs and 45 minutes. I wanted to get. home. Thankfully, the 5-0 (as Alove would say) left me alone.. haha! :) I had a mini dance party in my car.. yeah, really.. semi drivers think I'm crazy I bet.. From Miley Cyrus (yeah) to Walkin in Memphis to Kanye. I rocked the mazda rental... LOL!

Work trip-good, but quick. I had my "year end review." (We do them as to take effect in May). Anyhoo, it went super well!!!!!!!! I kinda wanted to do the cabbage patch when I was getting compliments on "how much responsibility I've taken over" and "how many compliments my boss got on hiring me." Dude. That was SO nice to hear!! (Tooting my own horn. I know-TOOOOOOOOOOOOT).

Saturday is the hair appt. WHATSHOULDIDO?! AGH! I like the hair long....but...I want something different...and skimming bangs would be cool but what if I hate them...and...and...and.. Again, I'm on pause. I better make a damn decision before I look like Rapunzel (sp?).

(see how I brought the randomness full circle? huh?? yeahhhh... ) ha! ;)

Go get it....

Saw it on the Today show....To end violence against women, buy the bracelet HERE. It's 3 bucks. Worthy cause. Just sayin...

Also, I'm thinking of bangs like Reese's... ya know...more straight across wispy kind (that can also be brushed to the side). If I hate them they'll grow out, right? Yeah..we'll see....

Cranky McCrankerson

Yeah, that's me.

1. My blow dryer stopped working this morning. STOPPED. WORKING. (It's sleeting outside btw). I yelled at it and beat it on the sink. That didnt help.
2. I packed my stuff, carried it to the car (since I was leaving town for work) and got drenched in sleet, etc.
3. I got here...and decided traveling in this isnt the smartest b/c snow is headed right up the highway I would be traveling and it's hitting my meeting location tonight/tomorrow.
4. I re-booked my hotel, rental car, etc for a Thursday meeting now so now I get to go back to mom's, pick up Gracie again (only to bring her back Wed), unpack only to re-pack...and basically cross my fingers on the weather.
5. After I did all these things, it stopped sleeting/snowing. AREYOUEFFINGKIDDINGME.
6. And my throat kinda hurts. That is all.
7. And I lost the back to my earring somewhere in my office. NOW that is all. Done.

*scowling* It's very unattractive. I dont care. Hmph!

I should wear a party hat every day

A Kelli visit, a girls night, a doggie birthday. That was my weekend. :)

Well...that and a chick with an inappropriate bustier/bra/madonna video shirt.... (please double click to see on that photo)

Gracie had a special hat which read "I'm one!" She loved it! Yes, that's what I told myself. She did, however, love the puppy cupcakes and pizza I got at the Dog Dish (in the Farm shopping center).

I must mention I woke up to the smell of my reed diffuser...and opened my eyes to see Gracie in front of my face, eagerly panting like "come on! Get up! GET UP!!!" After a few sniffs, I leapt from my bed to discover the overturned reed diffuser and Gracie suddenly looking guilty. Are you effing kidding me? She ATE air freshening oil? Hell. Thank God there was no puppy ER on her birthday, but really.. AIR FRESHENER? Lord.

This is her cracked out "GIVE ME THE DAMN CUPCAKE AND STOP SINGING TO ME" face...Double click it.. She really does look like she's about to have a doggie seizure.

She also got some toys...including a donkey with "2008" on it's side. Yes, it's a democratic dog toy. Whatever. But, lookie how much she loves it! AWWWWW!!! She IS her mom's dog... :)

We dog-parked it with Shelby and her pups, we played, we ate, we birthday-ed. I love this little dog... Gah.. :) My fav moment was when she picked up one of her new toys and jumped in bed to sleep with it.. She's such a friggin kid. :)

I think she also thought part of her bday was peeing somewhere I cant find...That's a fun game I get to play tonight. Boo..

Saw The Other Boelyn Girl. Glad. Good movie. I mean...it's history so it's predictable (I think that surprised some high schoolers in the movie...seriously), but I thought Natalie and Scarlett were seriously amazing in it...esp Natalie. Good casting for what could have been a stuffy period piece.

I'm tired. It shows. Look for more entertainment when I get some rest and clean the apt.