I'm slammed today preparing for this week's sales rally in AR. So, all I've got for ya is a fwd that Mary sent me that makes me crack up every time I read it:
Working in the legal field:
1. We work in weird shifts ... Like prostitutes.
2. They pay you to make the client happy ... Like prostitutes.
3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every Ipenny ... Like prostitutes.
4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client's dreams ... Likeprostitutes.
5. Your friends fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in thesame profession as you ... Like prostitutes.
6. When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly groomed ... Like prostitutes.
7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from hell... Like prostitutes.
8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from you ... Like prostitutes.
9. When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties to explain it... Like prostitutes.
10. Everyday when you wake up, you say: I'M NOT GOING TO SPEND THE REST OFMY LIFE DOING THIS SHIT"..... Like prostitutes.
2 comments:
Funny, but I think that would apply to a lot more than the just the legal profession. I think a lot of people would feel their job is like that!
LOL that is cute! I can relate.
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