I need an intervention.

...or rather my desk does.

Actually, the kids meals toys have been moved. Extra papers have been tossed and I'm left with a pepsi and some folders. Not bad, me thinks! The post-its have been tossed. I tend to have a problem with creating "reminder" post-its. I put "reminder" in quotes b/c they dont remind me of anything. They just take up space and make me look like I collect yellow squares of paper.

Went out last night with the bar takers for awhile. Let me start with...I'm so sorry that I put my friends through that. LOL! They were all "I failed... I know I did..." Post tequila, they were saying the same sentence, but with a smile... I particularly remember running into Brooke at Brookside Bar and her saying "Um.. have you eaten recently?" and I jubilantly responded "Nope! I will.. but I need to drink..a LOT...first!" She laughed and said "Okay, sounds good..."

I've been intercepting the security guard when I hear her walking around closing blinds at 1pm. I hurry and close mine, then open them when she leaves. Today, I'm going to be defiant. That is all.

Panera pisses me off today. I got cream of chicken and wild rice soup. Trust me..it's not CREAM of anything. It's water. I didnt realize it til I got back to work. *sigh* So, I'm eating my french baguette and am unhappy about it. Boo.

I didnt watch SYTYCD last night (out with the bar takers), so I have to watch two in a row tonight. Yes, I'm serious. I also think Big Brother is on tonight. I am so pumped to leave work, lay on my sofa, and not.move. until oh...bedtime.

Conference call in 15 minutes.. Thank God for outlook b/c I totally forgot...Peace.

UPDATE: It's been 15 minutes. People that are late for conference calls should die. That is all.

Hump Day

So, it's Wed. Two weeks after I promised to post pics...and almost a week after I should have posted OTHER pics. What has gotten IN to me? I'll tell you. I have been BUSY with workie work.

Here's my August:
Next week: New Orleans/Baton Rouge
the NEXT week: Dallas
the next week: plan for Arkansas
the next week: Hot Springs
the next week: Kansas City

Hello. You Fool. I'm busy... (come on join the joy riiiiiide)...

Let's see. The bar exam was done for Aaron yesterday. He just had the essays. He is of the opinion that he did alright. I will leave it at that. The Oklahoma kids are done today and I will be meeting them for a beverage after the test. :) Texas and California are done tomorrow. Too. LONG.

Did you know: the earthquake hit during the bar exam in CA yesterday? Didya? Yep, it did. And, here's the best part.. they get NO extra time. When we had a tornado warning here in Tulsa (story I heard), the takers got no extra time. They took their tests under the table for cover and continued working.

Sad, but I would have done the same thing. Once you're in there, I'll risk being blown away in a twista ;) over failing that exam for losing time. Not. worth.it.

What else? Well, I finally went to the grocery store yesterday. I say finally b/c it's been an insane amount of time...like so long that I'm tired of eating out. Yeah. I buy snacks n stuff but havent been "big grocery shopping" in forever.

Big Brother and I are becoming friends. I cant explain it. The whiney blonde annoys me. So does the meat head. Memphis cracks me up.. He goes APE SHIT out of nowhere over nothing. I like his violence. It adds to my entertainment. I hope he beats someone up soon.

I have become obsessed with kids meals-esp Sonic Wacky Packs. What is my problem? I have two toys on my desk at work that have projectile disk things they shoot. I love them. I shoot them at my co workers. I have no idea whether they enjoy this or not..gonna go with not. Eh well.

I need a new car. It.is.time. BUT, the title to mine is at my mom's house...and I have to wait for her to get back from visiting the fam to get it cause I dunno where it is. Recommendations on cars appreciated...serious this time. Ready? Go.

"Yes, I know exactly what that is.."

- me, in reference to the Ryder Cup on my conference call this morning...as I googled it and figured it out. How am I supposed to know? I dont golf. I've tried. It's not pretty. Whatever.

I'm tired today. I had to get up a little earlier than normal..not even a ton..but my brain operates in "it's Saturday" mode on most Mondays. I have my alarm set to LOUD country music..and it still doesnt help. I think I need Clocky but do you know how PISSED I would be after getting that damn thing? I'd be awake..but man.. I wouldnt even want to talk to me...

Anyway, I cant sleep lately.. like AT ALL. I just toss around, kick the covers off, put them back on, get a glass of water, repeat the process...Blah!

I'm about as exciting as a gnat today so sorry for boring you.. I got nuthin.

I darkened my hair. It's a HUGE difference to me, but most people dont seem to notice. I think this pisses me off. I'll let you know for sure.

This time next week, I'll be in New Orleans. My plane leaves on Monday morning at 6am. Yeah, as in flies into the friendly skies at 6 f*cking a.m. I can tell you who WONT be in a great mood. haha!

This weekend was good. I need an intervention, though. I think my alcohol consumption and wee hours arrival back home are going to take their toll eventually. I'm not that into looking like I've been ridden hard and put away wet, so I think I'm ready to chill out. I go through waves...

To stay with the randomness, the bar takers start tomorrow! Say a little prayer for all of them-esp the boyfriend.

Okay.. here's a brief rant... Wanna know something? I HATE that a few..(a great deal) of people I encountered in law school have made me jaded, untrusting, and basically cynical about human beings. I sometimes (often) dont realize I'm like that...until I encounter someone who is OBVIOUSLY not "out to get something" and I question whether they are. And the questions I ask myself are proposterous! You'd be like "um...where did you get THAT idea?" I guess law school raised my personal expectations that I want in friends, significant others, etc, BUT it also lowered my expectations for what's actually out there.

For example, I know...for a fact..that I was a bet among a few guys in law school when G.M. and I split.. a BET...to get me in bed. Really? That's classy. (no one won the bet... except me..haha) :) Combine that with the serial adultery (it's incestual actually) that goes on in law school and you get a little jaded. And I'm not just talking dating here. I'm not some martyr...by any means... I guess it's just there's a part of me that likes to think people are genuinely good. It's sad that law school has kinda made me believe otherwise in a lot of regards.

Anyway, when some of the groups from law school are out and about, I'm just reminded that I'm blessed with very good friends (quite a few derived from law school, I might add. I think us "good ones" stand out..haha). I'm also lucky that I found the boyfriend in a sea of crazies making bets to hook up. It's just weird that I feel like the majority of people I met in college are good.people. whereas the majority of people I met in law school..well..at least half...I wouldnt trust at all...

Rant done. Sorry for the randomness! Hope you're having an outstanding Monday!

For the bar exam

A lot of my friends are getting ready to embark upon the bar exam. Aaron is getting ready to take it-for a THIRD TIME-this time in Illinois. One state just isnt enough for him. It was plenty enough for me. Anyway..

I am reminded of the freak show that was my life back then. I just went ahead and linked all of July.. b/c let's face it... I was insane. I remember re-enacting a lawnmower gone amuck in order to demonstrate products liability. I laughed at MBE questions about "little johnny getting attacked in the park." It wasnt funny, people. But, I'd gone that nuts. This was sometime around when I would hold my essay book and read the essays as I walked around the perimeter of the building..outside..so I could "get some air." I remember going home and literally passing out in my conviser mini review. Everything was bar exam.

Part of me wanted to go straight to the bar examiners house...whoever that is...and tell him how antiquated his little stupid mind-f*ck exam was. I wanted to spit all the knowledge I had right in his fat little face (I imagined him as a short, fat man..). But, then I realized that would take away from study time and not get me anywhere, so I gave up.

Elements of crimes danced in my head, my stomach turned over and over and over, my eyes were fixed in a "HOLY SHIT" stare... and I'm pretty sure I saved the one clean outfit I had for the exam day.

Anyway, whoever wrote this is a genius.. I found it online. If you have a sick sense of humor like me..(or took a bar exam), you'll think it's HILARIOUS. Here's the whole link. It's a stab at some of the "hypothetical situations" that are bar exam questions.

Here's my favorite part: (bgnd: they try to give all the defendants "D" names on the bar exam..it's annoying and confusing)

3: "Known" arsonists: Here's a little tip to all the cretins that keep hiring "known"arsonists to burn down their cheating girlfriend's house. Why is it, do you think, that he is a known arsonist, you dipshit? He's known because he has been f*cking caught before. You don't know who the good arsonists are, do you! Because they have their shit together. But no, you had to go hire Dusseldorf, or Durango, or whatever D word your f*ckwit moron arsonist is named, and now he's gone and burned thewrong house, and left me with a BAR question.

4: People who back out of conspiracies:Why don't you just stick with it and save us all some trouble, you pussy.

IF you're bored with life, here's MY bar exam..Yeah, the actual one.. Not the multiple choice, but the 16 essay questions.

Do it once; do it right; NEVER do it again... :)

Friday! (thats all I could come up with)

So, today I write in a good mood b/c it's Friday..but also a bit sad b/c Randy Pausch died this morning. Have you heard his "last lecture" or seen it on youtube? You should. It's really long, though. I prefer the book personally...

I dont wanna be debbie downer here, but he was a pretty kick ass guy. The world will miss him. We need more Randy Pausch's in today's world.. That's all I'm sayin...

Things I did last night that MADE my night: :)
1. cleaned my room. I feel like a kid saying that, but it was getting out of control. Seriously.
2. took a nap. It was lovely. Sleep at 5:30. Awake at 7. PERFECT.
3. Played with Gracie. She slept on my tummy and then we both got up and played. She's kinda awesome like that.
4. Worked out. I didnt do a WHOLE lot, but every little bit helps. And my shoulder doesnt hurt when I lift anymore! :) Hooray healing!
5. made dinner. Yum.
6. did laundry. Not a lot.. but just enough to not have to wear the ugly underwear anymore.. lol!

Getting caught up feels so good.... I've been busy lately.. and not because I'm a crazy social animal (reference last weeks post), but b/c I started the week seeing Batman, then my boss and I went to dinner when she came in town on Tuesday..then my whole team went to dinner on Wed. I was just needing some rest.

Oh, and I'll have you know that I voted for SYTYCD about...oh...70 times the other night. And the two people I voted for STAYED! They were in the bottom and they're the ones who stayed! I feel like my votes counted. No one can make fun of me now.. I'm changing people's lives damnit. I feel very powerful here... hahaha!

Bring on the weekend! :) I have a hair appt tomorrow. I will likely make a "drastic" change that no one will notice but me. I'm kinda like that with my hair, huh? Whatever. hahaha!

TAG!!

Carrie tagged me.

six quirky things about me...

1. I honestly believe there are dead bodies in dark water and typically refuse to swim in the same. We've gone over this.

2. I cant stand dry skin. Like so much that you'll prolly find lotion in every room of my apartment...and my purse. I am one moisturized bitch.

3. I save my most recent plane ticket from visiting Aaron until the next time we see each other. I dont know why; I just kinda do it.

4. I hate my feet. I actually hate feet period. Dont touch mine and dont touch me with yours. I wont freak out or anything, but I just dont like them.

5. My closet and clothes rack (I have a tiny closet so I have a standing rack as well) are color coded.

6. I'm addicted to the remote. Dont take it from me or I will kill you. I might not...b/c I was raised to be polite...but I will want to kill you. At your place, it's your remote. At my place, it's MINE. MIIIINE.

Now it is my turn to pass the torch. I tag:
* Jenny (b/c you havent blogged in awhile, lover)
* Blaze (b/c I can)
* Sarah G (b/c you had a funny venting post today and it seems like a good day to list your quirky things)
* Melissa (b/c you havent blogged in awhile either-damn you) ;)

Ready? Go. :)

The squirrel

The other day, I went to my mom's to drop something off. Being the nice person that I am (haha), I got some cute little outfits for my cousin's babies and was giving them to my mom to take on her trip to visit the fam in Virginia.

So, I pull up, Children's Place bag in tow, and witness a murder. Well, more like a murder victim.

A squirrel.

It was dangling from my mom's attic window...by it's neck..from a trap. A TRAP. I was SO angry that this little animal's life had been sacrificed for the sake of the wires in the attic. It looked like he'd committed squirrel-icide. Boo.

So, I went inside, found the trapper card (for the person I assumed it was) and left a message along the lines of "Hello. I'm house sitting for my mom at **** (address). There is a squirrel dangling.dead.from her attic and it's not only disturbing but also horribly sad. I'm assuming this animal was killed by one of your traps. I'm unfamiliar with the removal process, but it needs to occur pronto. Please call me back at ******. Thanks."

From there, I found a ladder.

I took myself...heels and all..to the side of the house...in the 100 degree weather...blowing the blonde bangs out of my face with every other move...and attempted to cut Mr. Squirrel free from his death trap. His little contorted face made me sick. I couldn't do it. The wire was too thick.

With tears in my eyes, I climbed down and rec'd a call from the trapper. He said he'd be out asap...and asked how long I'd be house-sitting. (I dont think he likes me).

I called my mother a murderer when she got home. She was unaffected.

I think I've convinced her to find a more humane trapping system.

I need to join PETA.

Why so serious?

Have you seen the movie? It's good. You should. I went. I liked. I'm tired. Aimed for the 7 something or 8:30 show and got in the 9pm...We lined up at 8pm for the damn thing. It was THAT busy on a MONDAY.

Heath was maniacal, hilarious, creepy, scary...He was just good. Period. And not just b/c everyone said he was..or bc/ of the obvious...but just plain awesome in his own right. Christian Bale was hot-as usual. Although, today, I heard he got in trouble for kicking some ass...as in his sister's and his mothers. Great. Way to ruin another celebrity crush for me.

I had an issue (or 15) sleeping last night after the knife-wielding Joker and numerous murderous creepos in the movie. So, I played n facebook til I felt like I was about to pass out and would therefore be safe from the Joker in my dreams.

It was a really well-written movie, but it was dark. I told my co-worker to not let his kid see it (age 10). It's really smart, too, and I enjoy that, but if you miss an underlying plot, you've just missed it. They dont hand it to you later. I like movies that make me think, so I enjoyed.

Go see it. NOW.

Thank you.

PS.. work has been insane so I shall blog more tomorrow. :)

Are you ready for some FOOTBALL?!

Alright, so not really..but that's what they say on Mondays...and it's Monday.. so. whatever.

Anyway, I tried that "blogroll" thing, but I find it annoying so I kept my links as well. It's confusing until I make a decision. Sorry. But, deal with it. :)

This weekend was good. It involved ice cream with Carrie and Matt, karaoke with Jenny, a visit from Kelli, relaxing pool time and sushi. I think I've caught up on sleep! Woo hoo!

I also have a hair appt this weekend.. I want to go a bit darker. Sorry if you dont agree, but I need some low lighting before I start looking like Anna Nicole. Maybe. I cant decide. Hell.

A tropical storm is hitting the south. This concerns us where I work.

I'm soo behind on pictures. I barely even took any this weekend. Who am I, right?!

I have my "yearly" today. Ew. At least it's at the end of the day so I dont have to come back... Ill go ahead and bet you a beer that (1) a student will come watch and (2) she'll talk to me ab0ut strange things that would never take my mind off what she's doing. Just sayin.

From the palm.. I LOVE this...

I took this yesterday when I was stressed out. Seriously.. these guys cant see in b/c it's too tinted, but I can see them and it freaks me out. I hear a "thump thump" and turn to see two nice men conversing in spanish outside my window while cleaning. They were loud. I was annoyed. I also waved at them and jumped up and down.

Just to test.

Confirmed. They cant see me.

Or maybe they're just rude. I dunno.

Please note: This was before the security lady came by (everyday at 1pm) and closes my blinds to conserve energy. I get it.. I do.. But do you know how HORRIBLE it is to have no natural light all day? I will suffer a vitamin D deficiency and therefore become depressed and therefore not be productive. Just sayin. (see how I went to law school, people? Yeah). Anway, I open them up after she leaves. I dont get direct sun anyway.

Sleep calms a body down...

Thanks for all your support during my cranky mood yesterday. I love you all. *happy face* I got some sleep and watched some SYTYCD and now, I'm all better...Dance therapy I call it.

So, to lighten the mood, go call this number. I'm SERIOUS. It's a recording. Go call now. NOW. 773-509-5027. Dont ask questions, just call...and listen to the whole thing. (and no, it doesnt charge you).

I have too much work for a Friday. TOO MUCH. Shall blog more later. Love love!

Conference calls on a Friday should be banned. Just sayin...

Touchy people.

Dude. Maybe I've been touchy this week. Maybe others have been. I dont know. Whatever the case, I'm so over it. OVER. IT.

I'm gonna rant. Warning. Sometimes I feel as though *some people* (I'm likely not referring to you. If you think I am, maybe I am...hahahaha..but likely not) make me feel badly that I go out on the weekends. My response is basically (1) I like it (2) I live by myself..and my boyfriend doesnt live here, so if I wasnt social, I'd be completely alone. all.the.time. Not that people think about that aspect. They'd rather just think I'm swinging from chandeliers all the time. Whatever.

I'm not defending myself b/c I dont feel like I need to...But, long and short is that it hurts my feelings when comments are made b/c it's as though other aspects of my personality and character go ignored just b/c I'm social. If someone's going to make comments, then I dont want to be around you. B/c why be around someone who you feel is judging your lifestyle, ya know?

Point is, there are days I'd give anything to just have Aaron here to...I dunno.. go to the grocery store with me...or rent a movie with me. But, that cant happen right now. And I'm alright with that. B/c I have to be. Since I cant do "everyday" things with anyone, I like going out...to dinner...to happy hour..whatever.

*sigh* See, this is ME being touchy...but whatever. I'm on my period. TMI? Yeah..not really caring so much... haha...

Oh..and I'm off to happy hour with Blaze. Just sayin.

;)

Straight from the palm...

Oh yeah, people.. Maria rocks my world. She was like "Why dont you just sent the pic from your phone to your blog?" My eyes were as wide as a kid of friggin Christmas! So, I created an email address (with her instructional help) and WOO HOO! Shout out to Maria for helping me insult poor fashion decisions.

Alright, you've read the story..now see what I meant. First of all, see how close I was to them? Yeah..b/c they CUT ME OFF on the walkway then proceeded to walk slowly in front of me. I walk fast, people. I always walk fast. I have places to be, speeches to write. Damnit.

Maria pointed out that I also should note the awesome panty line on her friend. I concur. HAUTE. So, here's today's lesson. NO backpack purses. I shall look for fashion mistakes everywhere now. I realize I likely make some of them, especially on the weekends, but I'm biased, so whatever. My personal fashion mistake that I KNOW is a mistake is wearing my short workout shorts on the weekend when I'm running an errand before the gym. I realize my ass isnt where it was when I was 18. I get it. And. I. DONT. CARE. It saves time to not have to run the errand then change THEN go to the gym. Whatever.

And, I prolly dont shower as much as I should. *sniffs armpit here* (Kidding btw).

Dinner last night was fun! Glad I got to see Carrie and Sarah and Brooke and Maria and and and... Good group. Good times. :) I took pics, but I'm obviously behind on all this picture posting. I dont know what happened to me. *sigh*

I need to figure out how to turn off the picture sound on my phone camera. That could give me away.. hmmm.....

My new phone

The palm centro gives me all kinds of freedom....

...to take pictures of people making bad fashion decisions. Like today's backpack purse lady.

After I took it, I kinda felt badly....until she was all "I need to see your badge or I cant open the door for you.." (she was walking in front of me and actually was going to let the door slam in my face)

Then, I felt vindicated in my photo-ing of the backpack purseage. Afterall, if she's that in the dark about purses, she must also be in the dark about the fact that I have a DRESS and HEELS on and am walking into my office building. Um.. unless I chose some weirdass form of fun, I obviously work here.

Picture to be posted when I figure out how. This shall be a new installment on the blog.

Things that happen in the bathroom

Alright, do you work in a large office? My office has 1,000 people. Granted, we have multiple bathrooms, but basically you're getting the point that you're never alone in there.

That said, people do some weird stuff in the bathroom. Some people hum.. (WHY ON EARTH DO YOU HUM?!) Some people check voicemail...on speaker. Some people actually talk on their cell phones.

But, none of these things are as uncomfortable as when someone is...ahem...doing their business.. I mean...business...I mean...you work 8 hours a day and odds are you gotta go sometime...so there's no fault there. But, gosh, it's awkward. For all parties involved. Awkward.

I just came out of the bathroom where two people were doing their business....almost in chorus. Too much information? Yeah, well.. shoulda been there. Just sayin.

And on that note..why is it that you always get an upset tummy when you're getting ready to....go to work...board a plane...go to a party... It's like some sick, twisted little game. It is. Damnit.

And please, dont hum in the bathroom. All of you. Dont. It's just weird.

Finally, on a better note, I'm pumped to see Carrrrrrrrrrie tonight! And to meet Matt! And to see Brooke! And Maria! Good dinner plans. There might even be some rapping later... (haha...Sarah?)

Alright. Back to work.

PS...

I know I've mentioned how young Barack's speech writer is, but..check him out:



http://www.nytimes.com/2008/01/20/fashion/20speechwriter.html?ref=style

"Does the sausage have bones?"

- a girl at the baseball game last night. She was serious.

Sarah H. was right....baseball in the box was a good time. It was a double headers and I didnt quite make it that long. But, two hot dogs, an ice cream sundae a few cokes and two beers later, I was ready to go.home. :)

So, I've been working quite hard lately...speeches here, communication strategies there, motivational movies there, yada yada.. Anyway, just when I thought I could have dropped the ball on something, I got an email from one of the "higher-up" vice pres I'm assisting...It was in response to a speech I'd sent him earlier that day. It was a simple "Your wonderful." Yes, he spelled you're wrong (evidencing why I have my job)...but.. the sentiment was awesome. I love my job. :)

Anyway, speaking of jobs, guess who is getting some bites on his resume? Yup. The Boyfriend. :) He's got an interview with someone in Taiwan (yes, I'm serious) tonight and has had an informal interview in Chicago that might turn into something! He just got another bite last night asking for more info from him in Beijing! Obviously nothing is 100% yet...or even 50%...but getting bites feels good (not literally, but ya know). I'm pretty sure some places he's applying might try to eat Gracie, but...well..that's a bridge we'll cross when we get there.

Sara and I took a funny pic with the Drillers mascot that I'll have to post later along with weekend pics. :)

Oh..and I came home on Sat night to find my fan making a weird noise....and then experienced it RAINING from the fan blades. Now, mind you, I was NOT drunk...at all..but that's enough to make anyone do a blinky-double-take. Apparently, my roof is leaking right around my fan.. I dont know. Ugh. I need to call my LLs. *sigh* See, there are some good things to not owning a house...Well, except for living in a downtown loft that has window units and a leaky ceiling. Whatever.

Where my head's at today...

*I totally love what I'm wearing. I got a cute sweater and think I'm in love with it.

* I am wrestling with "all growed up" and "in my 20s.." Why, you ask? Well, I'm 27. You wouldnt know it if you hung out with me last week. Then again, who decides how to act at what age?! Huh?! Yeah. Whatever. Anyway, Friday night, Sara and I ended up at Whataburger and I ended up missing a contact...after going swimming after the bar. That, my friends, is not my average Friday night by any means. But, that's not to say we didnt have fun. Tried to find a new handbag on Saturday (unsuccessful) then met Michele at Oscar's (by my apt). :) Sunday, got a massage (bday gift) and walked little Gracie for a loooong time.

* I made friends with the girl who gave me my massage...We exchanged numbers and plan to hang out. Yes, I am serious. She's also my friend's sister, so I guess that works. Sometimes I really love that about myself...that I feel like I can talk with almost anyone. I love meeting new people and finding things out about them.. totally fascinating, I think. That's not to say I LOVE everyone I meet, but...whatever...

* I took some pictures, but my camera battery was dying, so I didnt take as many as I would have liked. I was telling someone today that my pics make it look like I lead a much different life sometimes...but.. who takes pictures of themselves watching the ANTM marathon all day on Sunday? Yeah, not me. Just sayin.

* A massage was exactly what I needed yesterday, but now I want one.. like everyday. This is a problem. My massage therapist (Kacy at Ihloff-highly recommend her), told me of a client before me that always comes in after he mows his lawn...and doesnt shower. Icks. ICKS!

* My friend invited me to a Drillers night with her firm. I realize it's in the "box" and I likely need to go since I said I would, but I soo dont feel like it. I want to sit home and read my Glamour magazine. I think I shall come up with a good excuse to not go or to leave early. Yes.

..and that's where my head's at today. Well, that and I have too much work and dont enough motivation today. Yes.

My co workers got me a cake!

I love them. :)

Also, I dropped my phone AGAIN on the way into work. It's done. I cannot see anything on it. If you need to reach me, please call my work phone at XXXXXXX (cell). :) I am going to go to Sprint at lunch but who knows if they'll be helpful or not... :)

:)

UPDATE: nevermind on the work number b/c I got a new phone! I got a palm centro...for very cheap! The guy was super nice b/c it's my bday!

And.. thank you for the bday wishes, people! I appreciate you. :)

I think I pissed off the birthday Gods...

....b/c this week is awesomely downhill so far. Not complaining BUT venting....

So you read yesterday's post.

Here's how the rest of the day went:

* Conference call after conference call plus trying to remedy the video sitch at the same time (I was slammed).

* Left work. Went to mall. Was talked into buying a 100 dress for my birthday (with a 30 dollar off coupon, but STILL). Did I need it? No.. Whatever. It made me feel pretty and it's my birthday damnit. Left the mall, feeling a bit bad about my purchase, but confident that it was cute as hell and....

* got home to find a letter from the bar assn saying that I'd failed to pay my dues and was therefore getting suspended if I failed to pay them in OKC by 5pm yesterday. EFFING AWESOME. Since it was obviously after 5pm, I was STRESSSSSED. I thought they'd been paid (long story short).

* Went to tan (whatever, I was stressed, but have pretty much quit tanning I might add). Got hit on by a girl at my gym. Mind you, I typically would be flattered by this sort of thing...not interested, but flattered nontheless...but given that I'd cried, had no makeup on, smelled like burnt flesh (from the tanning) and she looked like a linebacker, I was just annoyed and it was the end to my perfect day.

Here's today:

* Woke up to see my precious little dog vomiting all over. :( She was so sad...and I've never seen her that sick. Coddled her, cleaned up, called the vet..They told me to pull her food and water today then watch her and give her chicken/rice tomorrow. (my mom is gonna LOVE that since she's watching her when I leave town...*sigh*). Poor little G.. Getting ready to go home at lunch to check on her...

* Spent the whole time en route to work on the phone with the bar assn. If I didnt pay yesterday, my dues were going to double (we wont even talk about how much THAT was going to be). Talked them out of that. Got to work, called my bosses, figured it out, paid it and submitted for reimbursement. (Cross your fingers here, people).

So, I'm not having a pity party like "wah wah.. my bday always sucks.." b/c it doesnt. But, typically, something doesnt go as right as I'd like on the bday. Since it's tomorrow, I'm seriously just hoping all the crappy shit is out of the way for the week... cause I dont wanna know what else could happen...*nervous laugh*

Also...I realize lots of you out there feel my pain...I'm just waiting on this whole "your degree will be worth it" crap to come true. Yeah. There. Done.

:)

Just another manic.....Tuesday?

Dude. Here's my day today:

1. Get pulled out of a conference call by our assistant, Sheila, saying "You're supposed to be on a call with R*impt person*"

This is what transpired next:

Sheila: "R is waiting for you.. You know the call in number…"
Me: *checks system* "Nope.. I don’t have it…"

*We both go over to B's desk (R's assistant) (the dept is next to mine so it wasnt far...and she knows who I am)*

Me (and Sheila): "R asked me to be on a call this very moment. Do you have the meeting R is on right now?"
B: "All AE meeting… You're not on the list.."
Me: "Right. Well, he called and I need to be on that call.. Can I please have the number?"
B: "For what? You're not on that list. He's in a meeting."
Me: "Okay.. But… he called and I need to be on that call. Can I have his cell phone number then?"
B: "He's in a meeting and wont answer.."

*getting irritated*

Me: "Okay, but he JUST CALLED me dept looking for me..."
B: "What are you supposed to talk to him about?"
Me: *hurriedly talking in disbelief of how defiant she's being* "I don’t know… either ___ or ____ …but it's not on my system."
B: "I don’t know… He's on All AFE call now..so….."
Me: "Is Corey or Stewart on that call?"
B: "No."
Me: "Can I please just have the number?"

She reluctantly gives it to me…. I call in and find R, Corey and Stewart (vice president) WAITING ON ME. Nice.

THEN, I get back to my office to review those video clips I had our tech dept make. They guy who did them....get this...used his VIDEO CAMERA to record the television. Yes, I am serious. So, now I have to contract out to have this done...in 24 hours. Please keep in mind this is not really a typical job task.. I have no idea how I got saddled with this.

I have a meeting with one of the VPs in about 15 minutes so I am practicing harnessing my chi. hahahaha...

I like stress. I just HATE when people CAUSE it by their ineptness.

I need a cute dress for my birthday. That will make me feel better. *sigh* I have to call the student loan people today. So basically, my day is going to be full of stress and incompetency.