So...I made it to Costa!!!!! Free internet where we are and I HAD to tell you all about my flight....
1. I was delayed on the runway in Dallas for 2 hours...thus making my Costa arrival midnight and making me sit next to dateline for about 6 hrs.
2. Who is dateline, you ask? Well...that's the guy who opened converasation with "I live in the Phillippines....I get hookers there for like 20 bucks and they are good ALL NIGHT..." Mind you...he was like 60 and seriously looked like someone from "to catch a predator"
3. He promptly got WASTED with his gallon of vodka he brought...oh..and so did his father...who sat next to him....
4. He then told me.."I'm starting a gay porn site...they're into that you know...mutual masterbation."
5. My eyes were wider than friggin blow up doll's....
6. Oh...then, he spilled my pepsi on me....yes...yes this really happened...
7. Then, he peed himself. Im really not kidding here. He announced it.
I made it here... and dateline t old me his itinerary....so I will NOT be seeing him again. Freak.
Had to share! Miss you and love you all! WOO HOO! COSTA!!! PURA VIDA!!!!!!!! (everyone keeps saying that to me
9 comments:
OMG. Jackie, wtf!? I guess reality IS scarier than fiction sometimes!! Hope you are already having some fun! Love ya girl! =D Bring me back a tan! =D
Ew. Nasty.
Who pees themselves?? For heavens!! Did you at least take a photo of him?? :) Love you!
I agree I sure hope you got a photo!! That is so funny, sorry to laugh but people are nuts!
See. I told you you have a special way about you to get funny things to happen to you!!
Sidenote: Remember that time when we were like 8 and playing hide and go seek and you hid in the bathtub and fell out and hit your tooth on the toilet seat?!?
Anyway, be safe, AND EN.JOY.
WHAT!?! That's crazy. I feel bad for the person who had to sit in that seat after him. Did you pretend to go to sleep? : )
Lauren
Please don't run into this man again. I really don't want to see you on a dateline special.
wow. just wow. your crazy person magnet is unbelievable!
You are an attorney. Sue.
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