Alright, do you work in a large office? My office has 1,000 people. Granted, we have multiple bathrooms, but basically you're getting the point that you're never alone in there.
That said, people do some weird stuff in the bathroom. Some people hum.. (WHY ON EARTH DO YOU HUM?!) Some people check voicemail...on speaker. Some people actually talk on their cell phones.
But, none of these things are as uncomfortable as when someone is...ahem...doing their business.. I mean...business...I mean...you work 8 hours a day and odds are you gotta go sometime...so there's no fault there. But, gosh, it's awkward. For all parties involved. Awkward.
I just came out of the bathroom where two people were doing their business....almost in chorus. Too much information? Yeah, well.. shoulda been there. Just sayin.
And on that note..why is it that you always get an upset tummy when you're getting ready to....go to work...board a plane...go to a party... It's like some sick, twisted little game. It is. Damnit.
And please, dont hum in the bathroom. All of you. Dont. It's just weird.
Finally, on a better note, I'm pumped to see Carrrrrrrrrrie tonight! And to meet Matt! And to see Brooke! And Maria! Good dinner plans. There might even be some rapping later... (haha...Sarah?)
Alright. Back to work.
7 comments:
i get anxiety-tummy a lot before work or other stressful events. no fun!
My personal work bathroom issue-- squatters/hoverers who pee all over the seat. I know who does it in the closest to my desk bathroom, and she is a major germaphobe, so why the hell piss all over the damned seat?
Could you have possibly had the "Big D?? ;)
ahhhh,
Nepal
Peru
Bolivia
India
the list goes on and on!
Oh, A...love the romance.. love it. ;)
Rapping fun is off :( Oh well...I would have been worthless the rest of the week if we would have gone anyways.
LOL, jackie, you had me seriously cracking up. don't worry, i never hum in the bathroom. i have some *issues* that i don't like very much, but i never end up doing "business" in public restroom as a result, so i guess that's a good thing.
ps. will you guys please, PLEASE have dinner together when i'm in town? i am dying to see everyone!
O.M.G.
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