Monday, November 3, 2008

Holy hell, it's already November?!

Dude. When did it become November?!

Why do I not own any cute flat shoes? (I still cant wear heels)

Woke up an hour earlier than planned. Why?! Oh, b/c in my genius, I forgot to set my bedroom clock back...not any of my other ones..just the bedroom. Anyway, I had enough time to get my co workers bagels for being so awesomesauce during my bone breakage issues.

Anyhoo... tired.of.political.ads. They're EVERYWHERE! Streets this, economy that. Blah blah blah. The economy sucks. The streets suck..and none of YOU PEOPLE are going to change that. But, I'll still vote in my 20something idealistic perception that you, Ms./Mr. Candidate, have the power to change it all single-handedly. Good luck with that.

So, I was on urban dictionary playing and lookie what I found:

law school

1) A place where stoners and alcoholics can get a graduate degree.
2) An institution where starry eyed idealists have their dreams of upholding justice and benefiting humanity heartlessly destroyed while incurring more debt than a third world country. These poor souls, after three years of brutal Socratic torture and exposure to the cruel reality of the broken justice system and the non-existent job market, come out of law school stoners or alcoholics.

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