No tail wagging for Gracie....

My poor little girl, Gracie, gets her womanhood removed tomorrow. I'm seriously gonna be a crazy parent someday. I've already called the vet today to verify pain meds, blood testing, procedures, recovery, etc. Yeah. I'm going to Jacox per multiple recommendations.. Well, and my original vet was over 200 bucks. Yeah. Not doin' that. I researched the procedure and benefits, so I know it's worth it.. but.. gah.. poor thing. Plus, I'm not into putting doggie diapers on her if she's in heat. Um. No.

- The Hills was boring last night. Watched it while I uploaded photos.

- Kinda watched the Bachelor while uploading photos. He's hot. The pretzel girl was nuts. The cheerleader is cute, but might get on my nerves very very soon.

- Do you watch Heroes? I've never, but might like it.

O-Who?!!!, Chi town, Lauren's bday

A girl can dream, right?

Everyone sing!!!
Down the field to victory, On Tulsa on, Fight on University, Battle on and on. March to the goal line, oh Tulsa, Score on mounting score, March to the goal line, oh Tulsa, Let that Hurricane roar! Drive those (Opponent's name) back and back, Onward, Tulsa, on, Gold, Blue and Red, We'll go ahead, Down the field to vic-to-ry!

In other news, I leave for the Chi after work! Hooray! Gracie is staying with grandma (yes, my mom even calls herself Gracie's grandmother). Lemme tell you. Gracie. is. pissed. Mom's dog has kinda run the roost for a LONG time and doesn't..um.. play nicely with others. He's really sweet, but he lets little G know who's boss...and I wouldn't exactly leave them alone. (She's inside; he's outside this weekend)

I imagine a conversation goes something like this:
Beau (mom's dog-11yrs old): What. Are you?"
G: "I'm Gracie.. and I'm cute.. Look!" (as she runs around happily)
B: "I dont think so. I run this place."
G: "I want to play!!!"
B: "Eff off. I've lived on the street, bitch" *growls*

So, in other news. I hate the heel tip on my shoes. Why? Well, I manage to destroy it in EVERY. PAIR. I've had these shoes like.. 2 weeks.. and worn them maybe 6 times. *Sigh* Since I leave for the airport after work, I'm gonna be that girl. C'mon..you know the one.. the tapdancing girl as my stupid shoe goes "taptaptap.." Whatever. No time for fixing now. Poo.

Ah. One more thing. Last night. Girls. Caravan. Funny. My favorite line "I bet they'll line dance to this" And.. they did. (referring to ANY rap song)

Last, but CERTAINLY not least.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO LAUREN!! I dont have a photo at work to post, but I will post some from tonight when I get back in town I'm sure.

VAMOOSA

So, in high school, a good friend of mine, Shawna, and I started talking in the cafeteria. She told me about how she'd had a blowout on the way to a football game in Ada, blah blah.. and ended up by a creeptastic cemetery. It went something like this:

Shawna: "So, there's this town.. that IS a cemetery."
Me: (half interested) "What?"
S: "Yeah, and it's eff-ing creepy. Little houses sit above the graves...and inside the houses are clothes and flowers and shit."
Me: "Um.. okay. Whatever.." (totally not believing her)
S: "SERIOUSLY. I think I can find it again. Wanna go after school since you dont believe me?"
Me: Thinking.. its a two hour drive.. "Sure."

We went. I was in my pom uniform. It was dreary outside. She was sooo right. Creepy Vamoosa is a little cemetery...complete with PICTURES on the graves, little houses that cover the graves, all having little windows shaped like diamonds. We creeped out and left in about 15 minutes.. and this was before I was picture crazy, so no evidence. But, you can picture two high schoolers, one in a bright red pom outfit, checking out a cemetery. Made for a horror movie plot, I think...

Ive told this story and people dont believe me. Welp, I told a co-worker headed to Ada yesterday and he stopped and took a photo!!!!

He also confirmed that it might be one of the creepiest places EVER. There are indeed clothes and flowers in those houses (as you can see from the diamond windows looking in)...and there are pictures on some of the freshly dug graves. Hello, creeptastic. Thank you very much.

Anyone up for a road trip?

My package....

I had a package delivered today. I was sleeping on the sofa with Gracie when it was delivered. I ran downstairs and apologized for my hapazard look saying I was taking a nap. Mr. Fedex went to get the package saying he "just wanted to make sure I was home first." (whatever). Then, here's what happened.

I brushed doggie hair off my lap.
Me: "Sorry, my puppy was sleeping on me."
Mr. Fedex: hands me package...utters "Lucky puppy."
Me: Perplexed, slightly offended, more grossed out, still half asleep. "Uh....*uncomfortable laugh*" Followed by a scowl.

What?!!

Reason Gracie has to be in her crate all day now...

I never posted this a couple weeks ago.. but this is an example of my dog's hoarding behavior. Notice nothing is chewed up (except paper) ...*Sigh* So much for the puppy gate now that she can jump it. This is her sad face and pitiful stance while I was giving her "the look" and wouldn't pick her up. What a baby. I am raising a spoiled animal.

This is the reason I didn't bring boyfriends over...

...to my mom's house.. I was a fat child.. and my dad was a photographer. That in itself makes for poster sized reminders of why people called me "a chunk" and why I was against having bangs until last year. Really.

Anyway, helped mom unpack at her new house today! Way cute! I heart it! :) Plus, she's letting me help decorate, so I heart it more!

Oh..and Blazer made this for me in college...I think it was our freshman year.. when lapboards were awesome and magazine clippings ruled my desk drawers! :) Anyway, I had completely forgotten about it b/c it was in my old room! Lookie how cute! Please note the picture of me in my pom uniform-with no tan.. and my natural hair color. Oh geez...It was a good weekend all in all! Hung out on Friday, had my hair did on Sat (yeah, Im still blonde.. ) and went to the TU game on Sat night! Rephrase.. went to the TU tailgate with Blaze. We didnt quite make it to the game, but had a blast anyway! AND WE WON! Go TU!!!! :)

Quick Friday grossness...

Please dont eat while reading.

Speaking of eating.. This was my week's luck with food:

1. Lunch at the work cafe- gnats in my salad. F-ing gross.
2. Lunch at Quiznos- burned my bread. "Mmmm..Toasty." Not so much.
3. Lunch at Arby's today- WORST YET- they didnt properly slice the roast beef..and I had CHUNKS of it in my sandwich. Yeah. Sick. Anf when did they discontinue homestyle fries?

Next week: Packing my lunch. Eff this.

To not end on a totally sick note, when taking a quick break, I visit:
1. Orbitz (to see if the places I want to go are on sale)
2. www.urbanoutfitters.com B/c they're AMAZING and I wish we had one.

Happy weekend, lovelies! Tomorrow is the hair appt. Blonde? Brown? Bronde? Sheez.. I dunno.

"I'll never tell....anyofyou."

Remember that movie? Yeah. Anyway...

I'm referring to my AWESOME Halloween costume that a few of us came up with last night. We're gonna be fabulous.. you have no idea. I think we're going to try to hit up the Brady Party again. Outstanding party!

Anyway, TMZ called Brit Brit a poptastrophe. This makes my Friday morning.. haha! Part of me says "leave the girl alone" while the other part says "keep it coming."

Alright, well, plenty busy today, but I hope everyone has a fab weekend!

Our dresses...

.....for Blaze's wedding..

I didnt want to post a pic b/c I didnt know if she'd mind, but here's a link if you're curious!

http://www.davidsbridal.com/bridesmaids_bycolor_detail.jsp?stid=2332&sid=7981&cfid=34

They're really cute on.. The model is just kinda flat...and I dont feel badly saying that b/c she's a friggin model...

And here's her page on The Knot :) http://weddings.theknot.com/pwp/view/co_main.aspx?coupleid=9924104338952573

There's a skunk in my office...

...or at least it smells like there is. A skunk sprayed somewhere outside, but it has penetrated our ventilation system. Awesome.

I booked a massage for tonight at the Community College and am pretty damn excited. My back has been giving me hell again. I think I must hold my shoulders funny or something when I sit at work. I dunno. At any rate, love me some community college b/c they're just as good and half the price! Hooray!

It smells too much to think about blogging.

B/c I'm in my 20s.... Volume 2

So, I almost forgot I decided to do this on Wednesdays. (If you dont understand, please scroll down to Vol 1 from Friday).

Today's edition: My personal 20something milestones: (in random order)

1. Realizing I'm too old to go on the Real World. Boo. :(
2. Deciding to get rid of some of my sorority t-shirts (think "2000 pledge dance")...then deciding against it and putting them back in the drawer.
3. Understanding a 401k...and why I need it.
4. Realizing I might be among the "older" group in the bar. Needless to say, I changed bars.
5. Actually thinking wine is better than beer...and even knowing a little about wine rather than holding it to look older. (Yeah, I did that)
6. Seeing a few wrinkles.. like REAL ones by my eyes. I blame smiling a lot. I'm a happy person and look where it's gotten me. (Please note that I immediately went to Origins and got a good skin care regimen. No shit.)
7. Getting-and actually caring for-an animal...and liking it.
8. Actually caring, researching, and forming an informed opinion on politics, global issues, and other matters that some of you cared about in college. (I was too busy bleaching my hair and tanning-haha.. kidding)
9. Meeting, liking, and briefly dating a guy in his 30s...and finding it totally normal-b/c it is.
10. Realizing it's okay to hate the job I thought I'd love...and making changes accordingly.
11. Getting a better handle on what I want, what I dont, what I'll compromise on, etc.
12. Sitting home on a Friday or Sat night with some takeout and dvr-ed shows...and being comfortable thinking that's the perfect thing I could be doing at that moment... :)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BROOKE!

Although she is busy repelling mosquitos and squatting in the woods (she's camping), today's her bday!!! SO, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BROOKE!!!! Get back already so we can celebrate!! I wish I could access photos at work b/c I'd post a fabulous one!

Someone once said something about people who use multiple exclamation points being insane.. Well.. I think that's likely true. *sigh* haha! :)

Also, awesomely exciting and funtastic news.. I'm Blaze's Maid of Honor! WHAT WHAT!!! She asked me yesterday officially and I'm totally excited.. I want to do an awesome job, so recommendations welcome. :)) I have to admit.. our bridesmaids dresses are pretty fab. They're blue and t-length. :)

Okay, off to quiznos..b/c I found gnats in my cottage cheese yesterday from the work cafeteria. I realize it was likely my bad b/c (1) I went to lunch super late so the food had been out for awhile and (2) Gnats get everywhere. They're not like narsty bugs which dont need mention. But, hey, gross enough to make me go to Quiznos instead.

Okay, well, my jet setting boyf is in Montreal for the High Holidays. Seriously, someone take away his passport. :)