Things that make you go...hmmm.....

"Thanks for the add." Dude. That's weird. Don't write that on my fb page. It's strange.

The ads for At The Beach featuring a cartoon Donatella Versace. Has anyone else seen recent pictures of her?! I dont wanna look like that and jeez.us, I hope you dont either. Sick. 

That's all. For now. 

Kudos to Duane for the new banner. :) I cant get it to work right on the right side, but that's likely b/c I'm technologically retarded.

Things I dont want to do:

* pack

* clean

* take Gracie to mom's

* run errands

Hmph. Sooo... I'm going to do all the above, but I'm not happy about it. Just sayin. Oh and check out this funny photo of G money wearing my glasses. She was trying to sleep and wasnt happy that I was effing with her. hahahaha! I'm easily entertained. :)

I dont know if I like having a pic of me on the side. Will contemplate. Also, funniest thing ever... Re Beyonce: "She may not wanna put a ring on it, but she might need some spanx on it." LOL! I love E! Love it. 

Hump Day Happenings

Alright, so I dont have lip cancer. (Duh). But, you know what's awesome, DCT..
That's what's awesome. Buy it. Try it. Love it. And it's in a pot. That's so much cooler than a tube. More germy, too.. yum.

While I'm on product reviews, Aveda's hand relief is incredible!! I always buy it in the winter and forgot this year... Thankfully, Eric hooked me up along with some other awesome stuff for Christmas.. woo hoo! We all know how much I HATE dry skin. HATE.IT.

Anyway, I was SO.TIRED. yesterday. I went home and binged on sleep.. (think 5:30-9ish). Yeah. My apartment is a DIS.AS.TER. I have to clean it tonight since I'm leaving town tomorrow. Blah. Ever since I fell and broke my back, I have a fear that I'm gonna need someone to come in my apt when it's messy like this. (It was clean when I broke my back...except for a bra Gracie had lovingly removed from the hamper and littered the living room floor with at some point before I fell. Ugh. Whatever.)

This weekend, I think I am going to drive a Ford Edge and a Murano. From there, I'm going to assign the car dealers to find me one of whichever I want.. in black. I'm tired of this. I'm done. Psssht.

And, I have also found my calling.

Dude.. I missed the TU/Memphis game yesterday, but I hear it was kinda awesomesauce. I mean.. we didnt win, but we ALMOST won!!! GO TU! Chips.and.sal.sa (Lets go Tulsa!).

I'm sure I'll find something to rant about later. Just wanted to blog before my day got insane per usual as of late. Set your dvr.. Lost is on tonight, beeotches. I get to resume fantasizing about Sayid being my personal bodyguard. Yum. Speaking of fantasizing, I had a dream that I was in a bike race...through the mall. What? I won.. (duh, it was in a mall). But, what does THAT mean? *sigh* Whatev.

I would like to praise the below... What is it? Oh.. it's just a picture of the BEST CANDY IN THE WORLD! 

Haribo peaches. I may or may not have purchased a pound of said candy before seeing Valkyrie the other night. Dont judge me. Just go buy them. (candy stores only. for serious consumers. thank you).  Just tape it to my ass, people. That's what Nard's for...

Also, personal fav.. the high school kid after Valkyrie who said "Dude. I cant believe I paid to see a FAILED attempt.." Um, hey.  This might come as a shock...but the Germans did not overthrow Hitler. Sorry to ruin the movie. Wow. Jackass.  

Dude, GG was "eh" tonight. I like Dan and Serena. Like it. Dont like Chuck this episode. So predictable. Disappointing. Twist on the adoptive parents being crazytown. The Bachelor=HOTT. HOTT. HOTT. And I still love Melissa. Sorry if you don't. My blog. My pick. Ha! Annnd finally The City. Every time I see Olivia's dirty looks, I think of the movie Shallow Hal..and think she'd be the shriveled up nurse who is actually a hottie. You know who I'm talking about if you've seen the movie. I think she's evil. Officially.

It only took me about a month....

...to peruse online layouts, select one, update the blog...and decide I just want it to be white and delete the new code from the website I'd found. Yeah. Whatever. Maybe my crazy pills make me indecisive, too. 

I'm watching the re-airing of the Golden Globes fashion show thing. I like watching Juliana Rancic (sp?) interview stars that are out of their minds drunk (or at least a little buzzed) to see if she can adequately cover it up in the interview... Enjoy it. 

I called a new gym today to ask about personal training. This is what transpired..

Me: "Can I talk to someone about personal training packages?"

Them: "Sure, lemme transfer you to Nard.." 

Me: *thinking.. Nard? That cant be right...Okay* "Okay, thanks."

Them: "This is Nard..."

Me: *giggling, confident Im not hearing him right...* "Just wanted to check on your personal training packages..:

Nard (we're just going with that): "Okay, well, depends...How much training do you need?"

Me: *OMG.. Is he asking me if I need to be airlifted from my house? He so is!*

Conversation ensued. I think I'll pop in this week to see if I like the facilities. I guess you get three free personal training sessions when you join! But, I dont know if I want to join. I'd rather stay at my gym and just get trained at this one... I hope Nard is my trainer. We already have that whole humor thing going.. Well, I do. He says his name. I laugh. It works. 

Warning: This post is about birth control. Read at your own risk.

Dude. There's something I'm totally realizing... I think my birth control is making me crazy. Okay, not really crazy....but seriously.. Around that "time," I am an emotional disaster. I dont get all weepy so much, but rather just so touchy it's unreal. And snappy. And and and and... Well, I never used to get like that on my former pill, but that one gave me incredible headaches, so I had to switch.. (Well, that and I had two close friends get serious blood clots on it).

I dont *feel* moody per se...but I AM. I mean REALLY moody. I dont even realize I'm acting abnormally until I'm like "what the hell is my problem?" and I cant answer it with anything worthy of my mood.. haha.. And we know that's a big deal b/c I can rationalize anything. :)

So, after I starting thinking back to recent "episodes," (aka Jax=super bitch) I realized I had been (1) drunk and (2) during that "time" ....when I lost my sh*t. Okay, so I had originally thought it was just the drinking...but I dont think it is... at all actually. I rarely drink to the excess and I've since been toasty and been a pleasant, giggly person like normal. And I can recall some serious moodiness even without the wine.. 

So, then I started researching..

There are message boards after message boards about women with moodiness from bc pills. So, I started researching OTHER pills in an attempt to switch... Most of the other ones seem WORSE than mine! WTF?! And there are tons of complains about lack of sex drive. What?! Um... I dont think a birth control pill should prevent pregnancy by making you not want sex...haha.. I guess it accomplishes the goal, but seriously. Lamesauce. Basically, I think the whole thing blows....

And I ripped the heel thing off my boot. That's not fun either. Hmph. (Just wanted to get all the complaining into one blog). ;) 

Different is good

-Wasnt that Arby's slogan a few years ago? Anyway...I'm sitting here on my sofa.. BLAH. I am itching to do something different and fun and something that would allow some desperately needed unwinding from a rather loooong week before another long one starts (meetings, etc). Frustrated. Tulsa offers limited things esp when I kinda just wanna hop in the car and go...I dunno...camping or dancing or horseback riding (Those are just what I thought of. Dont tease.) I'm in the mood to do something spontaneous and alas...here I am. *cranky face* I get like this sometimes....blah.....I'm going to the gym. I suppose that's "different" from my norm...haha. Hmph. 

Friday mania

I woke up this morning after a SUPER pleasant dream.. Sad to be waking up...

I went to the bathroom to brush my teeth and realized my lip is STILL chapped in one little section only. Upper lip. And it's been that way since before New Years, I think. That's when I freaked out and decided I have something wrong with me.

Went to the macbook. After 5 minutes, decided I have lip cancer.

Drove to work..freaking a little...looked up more. Realized I dont have 8/10 symptoms. But, those two ones I have.. I mean.. what if it's in the beginning stages, people?! I joke now b/c I've calmed down and likely just have really chapped lips..esp since chapstick seems to help. Wow. I need a keeper sometimes.

Crazytown? Ticket for one.. One way.. Thanks.

Jax is....

I love how everyone's facebook status says something about the football game tonight...with the random one in between... like this..

"Mike is ready for the sooners to kick some a**!"
"Jessica is BOOMER SOONER!"
"Ashley loves OSU but is cheering for the sooners!"
"David is making mac and cheese."

haha... What?! I love it.

Things I think are weird...

65,203: ...looking at someone's pics of their bed on their honeymoon from a facebook album. (Mind you, I didnt necessarily say POSTING them is weird so dont get all pissy anyone...but looking at them feels weird, right?! Totally does).  I mean...you'd wanna remember every little detail b/c it's your HONEYMOON for crying out loud. I get it. Take the picture. Whatever. But, still there's something kinda sick and weird about looking at someone's honeymoon bed. Maybe I'm just a pervert. Likely. 

You know you've been shopping for cars too long when...

..you get a call from a salesman telling you he's found the "PERFECT SUV!" He goes on to say...

"Its white (aka not perfect..already lost me), BMW, 50,000 miles...x3. PERFECT shape! One owner...05! When can you come see it?" 

Me: "That's great, but I really dont like white. And actually, 50k is a more miles than I wanted to go if I went used.. and BMW of Tulsa has a white x3 with fewer miles I kinda looked at already. OKC has a black one I thought about at a better price point than what you're giving and I'd likely go for that one if I wanted a used BMW  but thanks so much for calling!"

Him: "Okay, well, we're getting more inventory in tomorrow night. I'll give you a call Friday to let you know what we get in but I bet they'll be something you'll like..."

Me: *thinking...you really wanna bet? Cause I'll win.* "Sure, give me a call. Thanks so much!"

I just want a car. I.just.want.one. EVERYTHING I find, we dont have anywhere near Tulsa in the color I want with the miles (or lack thereof) I'm looking for. I'm not being super picky. *sigh* At least I'm getting more knowledgeable and less afraid. 

Oh and work is busting.my.ass. this week. Sorry (again) if you havent heard from me. I'm getting questions about legislative things in another state and setting up functions, talking to people, etc.. AND have two major meeting next week. Today kinda solidified the busy when I realized I was practically in a run walk so as to not take too much time away from my desk when I went to the bathroom. Yeah. 

Oh and in other developments.. I think I may be allergic to Burt's Bees or something. My lips just kept getting worse! I started back on this stuff I used during the bar exam and it's awesomesauce.. Soft, lovely lips again. You know you want to make out with me. Dont lie. haha.. Kidding. 

Hope you had a great day! :)

Sin City, the Upper East Side...and a sushi date with my dog

Tonight, I grabbed ITR to go! (I grabbed a LOT of food...and ate.it.all). Then, I had just enough time to play a little fetch with G money, chat online, and settle in for GOSSIP GIRL.

Things:

* I dont like Serena AND Blair being nice. This isnt working for me. But, while S was one badass bitch, I like her better with Dan...when Rufus isnt being a tool like he was tonight. And I DO like B and Chuck...but seriously... And if S and D are gonna be together, they'd better BE.TOGETHER. This is worse than 90210 in the good ol days.. Lordy. Ah....good show. Good show. 

* Then, I watched the BACHELOR (b/c apparently Mondays have been taken over by my tv). Jason...aka the one I wanted to win...is awesomesauce. And you know who's MORE awesomesauce? Melissa! The girl who I think should win! The former Dallas Cowboy cheerleader with the awesome personality. Yes. I like her. (Granted, I liked the other bubbly one from whatever season..Jenny...who was also a cheerleader. Whatever).

* And finally, in my OWN life (not my "tv friends"), Michele and I are lockin in our VEGAS conference! WAHOO! I'm so excited!! I kinda want a tropical vaca, too, this year...so I dont think I'll make Sin City super extended...We'll see... But, I've never been to any of the pools there. My gawd, I need to work out. *sigh* haha!

* Oh, and I think I've decided to give up on the SUV...unless I find one that rocks my socks off... I'm not gonna pay for what I REALLY want...so I think I'd be better off in a car. Whatever. I'm alright with it. We'll see. I DO however like the new VW Tiguan a lot...but they're brand.new. Pish posh...

* Alright, enough randomness... but uh...if I see an ad for that Valentine murder movie one more time, I think I'll scream. It's scary as hell (I dont like scary movies)....