Okay, so, I am having a problem with this idiot myspace messaging me. I dont know his name.. b/c he has some weird saying in place of his name, but he keeps emailing me with the following:
Hello I emailed u on here a few weeks ago but never recieved a response and I was just curious if u recieved it or not. In it I wrote that I am 31/M resident and certified lifeguard in Tulsa, Oklahoma. I just grad from grad school and started my residency back in June. I am 5'11 184 lbs blonde hair and hazel eyes. Write me back if you are interested. Oh and by the way my pics are in my profile in the breifcase at _____________
My email is ______ if you have any pics you can send. Also do u have AOL or Yahoo? If so what r your names on them? Mine r _____ and _______. Well I hope to hear back from u soon.
He has emailed me other things, too.. but mainly the above.. Then, I get something that says "hey, did you get my emails? I really wanna talk to you." Right. Okay. I dont know about you, but this mysterious myspace man is a lifeguard at age 31.. and starting his residency? ? WHAT?! I know I dont exactly have a job.. but um.. lifeguard starting my residency? Does he think that sounds GOOD as a combo?? Yeah. Right. Okay.. Plus "write me back if you are interested?" Um.. IN WHAT?! Drowning or being saved by someone with poor grammar in some sort of weird lifeguard residency? Im not trying to be mean.. but if this guy really is a resident of anything, I dont want him touching me..medically or otherwise. If my physician has grammar like that, I dont think I ever want to know.. b/c it means I am going to die under the hands of an incompetent doc at some point in my life.
Maybe I AM mean. Whatever. I am not writing him back.. b/c I think that would motivate more emails.. Hmm.. I COULD use some entertainment. Nah... Anyway...Grey's is new tonight. That makes me excited. I wonder if any of them can double as lifeguard-residents. Hmm.. I should write the show.. (insert condescending laugh)
No call from the jobbie interview. :( Will keep you advised. Love love.
8 comments:
Personally, I think that's the best thing about electronic dating -- the chance to let my inner Grammar Nazi vet emails according to competency with the English language (for native speakers, anyway). Saw your blog on Dashboard and enjoyed it. Good luck with your job search!
ugh Jackie, you should block him! Creepy!
I hate the random emails people send on myspace, if I don't know you in "real life", I don't want to be your friend!
Good luck with the job search!
OMG i have gotten the exact same message from that guy on myspace and from aol. lol. i had aol backkkk in the day and he would message me on there too. this guy should just give up. what a freakin loser.
don't you hate those freaks? you don't even want to know what he really looks like, right? yes, no response is probably the best way to go... ;)
ps jackie, do you have your rss feed turned off? cuz google reader isn't allowing me to add a subscription to your blog. and i want to.
No idea about rss!! Help! lol!!
I'm pretty sure I got that exact same message also. You know he just copies and pastes it. I agree with Angela - BLOCK HIM!
Waiting to hear back from interviews sucks. I hate when I get my hopes up and they don't call and then I have to call them SEVERAL times until someone finally calls me back and says they hired someone weeks ago. I should get a job in HR because I would be so good at calling people back. I've been there too many times to not have empathy...
PS Are you still watching October Road? I only saw the season premiere and then I kept missing it and now tonight is the season finale? How did that happen so fast?!?
I think many mistake myspace for some type of match.com crap~
DON'T RESPOND!!
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