"They go outside without their knickers.."

So, I have to confess.. I watched Victoria: Coming to America tonight. It might be my favorite new reality show. She is so eff-ing hilarious!! Did you watch it?? OMG.. I totally underestimated her.. My favs:

1. When she confronted Perez H about some stuff he posted about her. He said she had big boobs, so she put them in his face and said "See, they're not that big up close at all." LOL! Then,he got her a cookie. She was very polite but said she couldnt eat it b/c she didnt want the press to see her eat, smile, or look like she was havina good time.. hahahahah! I love it! She said they always capture her when she looks unhappy.. so she just kinda embraced it. I think that's damn funny. Before she left Perez, she said "okay, time to look miserable" and headed out in to the paparazzi!


2. When she was talking about baseball, she said the only thing she understood about the game was "they have one player that wears a mask like we saw in the sex shop."
3. The sex shop... they bought a dummy and made it look like her to fool the paparazzi so she could get Becks a present. LOL!
4. Talking about Paris "There are some girls here that go outside without their knickers." (long pause) "Why would someone DO that?"
5. "When is Thanksgiving? I love that! They smoosh up pretzels and shove them up a turkey's ass." LOL!
6. And finaolly, my personal favorite.. when looking for a house, she said "It looked like someone with no taste came in and threw up everywhere!"

In other news, Gracie has moved from gross cat poo....to WORMS. Yeah, she finds them and RUNS with them..before she eats them. Are you grossed out? Good. I am and I live with her. This pic is the PERFECT look she gets when she spots a worm that she KNOWS I wont let her have.. Grace Kelly is NOT a lady sometimes.

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORAY for a much needed girls night on Tues! Love you chicks!!