I had a package delivered today. I was sleeping on the sofa with Gracie when it was delivered. I ran downstairs and apologized for my hapazard look saying I was taking a nap. Mr. Fedex went to get the package saying he "just wanted to make sure I was home first." (whatever). Then, here's what happened.
I brushed doggie hair off my lap.
Me: "Sorry, my puppy was sleeping on me."
Mr. Fedex: hands me package...utters "Lucky puppy."
Me: Perplexed, slightly offended, more grossed out, still half asleep. "Uh....*uncomfortable laugh*" Followed by a scowl.
What?!!
5 comments:
what the eff? good grief!
How do guys not know that the things that run through their heads, should never be uttered out loud?? For heavens!!!
HAHAHAAHHAHHA.
AHAHHAHAHAHA.
HA. hilarious.
ewwwwwwwwww that's gross-o. : (
Oh please Jackie. You know you didn't scowl. You couldn't be mean if you tried. It's like the time we were at Brookside Bar at Christmas time and that dirty old man said to both of us, "Do you want to sit on my lap?" and you said "Haha...um...maybe later!"
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