Me: "Hi! I need to order contacts."
Her: "Okay.. let me pull your file.. Did you order any last year?"
Me: "No. My appt was in July and since my Rx didnt change, I just used the ones I had left over from last time.."
Her: "Okay, so you didn't order any?"
Me: "No."
Her: "Okay, so that will be 120 dollars since you used your contacts allowance under insurance last year."
Me: "Okay, but I didn't order any."
Her: "Oh, right *laughs* Okay, let me run that through.."
Wow.
Also, my new personal favorite is the replacement for coffee/soda girl in the cafeteria. Picture Mr. T, but shorter and with just as much jewelry. He sings when he rings things up...seriously.
"Coke and a muffin...mmmmm...mmm...?"
Me: "Yes, thanks."
Him: "mm..mm..mm..2.17..."
Seriously.
Also, I got new eyeshadow. It's "mink." I serioulsy want to be THAT person.. the one who names makeup. Just in my purse alone I have "pink it over" and "a different grape" lip glosses. I want to be that guy. The one who sits there and says "umm...this is....this is....violet sunrise! YES!"
5 comments:
Hey Jackie, read your blog today!! I promise I am not a stocker,I am a friend of Stacia, and wanted to tell you your blog gave me a good laugh today, enjoyed it!!!
I really like the myspace is a devil comment! Keep up the good work!!! Take care..Kim Stark, Little Rock, Arkansas
i love the fucking matt damon video, so does matt.
thanks for the hair comment; it's true, i've got lots of it. i'm anxious for it to grow out a little longer though. i've had my fun with the shortness. i'll take long back. now.
i've always wondered about those people that get to name the crayons or make up colors. wowwee wee....a way cooler job than my own.
Hey, babydoll, you should have been at the Oscars: Mink eyelashes, cleavage buffing, underarm Botox - how the stars are preparing for the Oscars. "This year, LA make-up artist Valerie Sarnelle has created thick and furry mink and squirrel fur false eyelashes, in blacks, browns and blondes." "The ultimate accessory: Madonna has fake eyelashes made from mink fur and diamonds." You and your "mink" are so with the times.
REALLY!!! No sympathy on the eye doctor. I went on Friday and guess what? When your prescription is NEGATIVE 9.0 on contacts you are super limited on what kinds you can get becuz tons of brands don't go that high. WHAT?? Sorry I'm so blind. And I got some glasses in a lovely negative 9.75. You know what they costs? Without insurance $600 because of how high the script is and luckly with insurance only $300. YUCK!!1 Love you!
i can relate to jennifer... my eyesight has diminished a little every year since i was eight years old and first wore glasses (although my grandmother insists that i needed glasses when i was two!)... and i have to wonder how much worse they can get before i'm legally blind? i figure i'll at least be legally blind by age 35 or so. ;) so you may have to deal with idiots, but at least you don't have seriously disintegrating eyesight! ;)
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