I'm full of randomness this week. So... one of my fav quotes is from Meet Joe Black and it starts like this: I want you to get swept away out there. I want you to levitate. I want you to sing with rapture and dance like a dirvish...
Random 1:
Dunno about levitating...and not gonna lie, no idea what a dirvish is, but.. the whole point is I am feeling like I'm in need of some sweeping-sweeping away that is. I'm a hopeless romantic and I have a long distance relationship where the most romance I get is a phone call while we both eat easy mac for dinner..haha! Granted...I appreciate the phone call, but I'm definitely having one of those weeks where I want to be kinda all swept away... Even my married friend at work agrees that she's in one of those moods too.. Yup. It's the spring or something...
Random 2:
Local bar had VIP event last night where people go pick up their VIP cards (for free entry the rest of the year). It was way early...and the turnout was SO not what they thought it would be..hahaha..
Band: "WELCOME TO ALL THE VIPS"
L: "I'm embarassed to be here..."
Me: "hahahahaha! Yeah..whatever. I'm leaving soon..."
L: "OMG....Who's that guy? Oh.. he's the big meat head from my gym.. except he's not really that big.. So I guess he's a small meat head...That's way worse..."
Reasons my friends crack me up.
Random 3:
I cant stand it when girls walk so that they pony tails sway. STOP DOING THAT. It's annoying. Also.. hate it when girls make their boobs bounce when they walk. It's not a talent and it doesnt make them look bigger. Just makes you look annoying.
St. Pats weekend here we come!!!! Fun fact: Easter is the earliest this year that its been in 95 years. 95 YEARS! My co worker heard it on the Today show....
8 comments:
ugh, I can't stand ponytail swayers and boob bouncers either. yuck.
Want to go to Arnies on Saturday with us for their St. Pat's celebration???? I'm sure we'll be in bed by the time your fun friends go out, so you could always meet up with them later!!! :)~
gosh. harsh on ponytail swayers. sheez.
and my boobs bounce but not on purpose. they weigh like 25 lbs a piece so i breathe and they bounce.
methinks jackie is a hater today.
=]
Totally with you on the ponytail thing. You crack me up.
Lauren
You know thats always been my favorite love quote and so when we first started dating again Jeff took me to see the dancing dirvishes Call me and we will discuss.
i too hate ponytail swayers.... i feel like they are purposely throwing it in my face that they HAVE long ponytails. i can't seem to go more than a year of "trying to grow my hair out" before i give up and chop it all off. also, i apologize about bouncing boobs, but for some of us, it is HARDLY intentional and there is nothing we can do about it. my boobs bounce even if i GLIDE instead of step. even if i wear doubled sports bras. they just bounce, goddamn it!
mine bounce a lot more now that i am preggo and have porn stars breasts. good things i can't hit the bars. ;)
plhahaha. these boobie comments were funny.
um, you know how some of you are like "but I can't help it that my boobs bounce?"
well? I can't help it that my ponytail sways.
I mean, if my hair is long enough to have an official "ponytail" at all (not the short held-up-with-five-bobbypins short thing) then when I walk? it sways. I would have to constantly be mindful of how I walked in order to not sway.
it's just the way I walk. I have apparently been doing this for years, but I just found out about a year and a half ago. yeah.
and? no offense, but it would be a pretty lame-o person who would grow out their hair for the, oh, yeah or more that would produce a decent ponytail just so they can mock you with it. if someone hates you that bad you should probably contact oprah!
that being said, there is a HUGE difference between purposeful and natural swaying/bouncing. and I think that's the point here. the ones who do it to flaunt it are being jerky. :)
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