J: "OMG.. They're looking for someone."
M: "Well, at least there's no helicopter."
J: "Yeah. Weird."
M: "This is a time where I'm glad I dont do drugs or anything.."
J: "Yeah. Totally. Crack is whack." (okay, I really didnt say that.. no idea what I really said..)
***looking out window***
J: "Um.. Helicopter's here." (pointing at the ceiling) (insert nervous look)
We found the police website.. which totally freaked me out b/c lists all the active calls.. The one by Maureen was a "disturbance" but there were A LOT in the area that said things like "person down" or "suspicious activity." I was like... "wow, I really wanna get in my car and go home NOW while all the crazies are out." Right. I mean.. "person down" makes you feel all warm and fuzzy when the address is around the block.. DONT GO LOOK AT THAT SITE! It's like watching a horror movie before bed..
Time passed. We waited. We heard voices outside and ran to the windows...
M: "OMG.. The cop is coming up to my house.."
J: "OMG!!!!!!!!"
M: "OMG! They have the guy in my FRONT! YARD!"
Yes, that's right, ladies and gentleman, a suspect was apprehended in Maureen's front yard tonight!!!! There were like a zillion police officers and we were told he tried to break in to a house nearby..The best was when the cop said "Ladies, you might not wanna hear what this guy's saying.." (he was cursing at the police...a LOT) and Maureen said "It's okay, we're lawyers!" hahahaha!!!!
I totally see how people are so RETARDED on the news though.. I mean.. we were SOOO pumped when this went down!! Picture the two of us.. blonde girls.. all pumped... standing on the porch staring on and saying in unison "OMG.. I saw his legs first ...just there.. in my yard.. then saw the cops had him on the ground!!!! They took his ass DOWN! I'm a lawyer! Down with bad guys!! DOWN!!!" lol!!!!! We were so excited that we didnt think to ask if there was a SECOND suspect.. When we heard the helicopter again, we just exchanged annoyed glances..
So.. on another freaky note, I headed home and that creepy dude who followed me to my door?? Yeah.. I think he was OUTSIDE. As I was thinking about it the other night, what normal guy would follow a girl to her front door?? What did he want??! I couldnt sleep that night very well.. So, I got out of my car (freeeaked out) and saw the form of the same guy walking toward me from the opposite side of the street. When I got out of the car, he crossed the street toward my side.. (this is exactly what happened the other day, too with this creep). Anyway, same outfit, same hair, same height... So, I didnt let him get close enough before I got in my car and drove around the block a few times.. I rushed to my door like an idiot, but tomorrow, I'm buying pepper spray....I'm likely overreacting and it prolly wasnt the same guy, buuut...well.. rather be safe than sorry, right? Sheez!!!!!
3 comments:
I have to know what that website is!!! I'm nosey!
is murphiger sarah murphey?
the police story was especially funny. it made me laugh this EARLY monday morning.
as for the dude following you, YOU CANNOT BE TOO CAREFUL! get pepperspray and a whistle. i think they also make oxycotton (SP!?) spray too. be overly cautious. seriously. people are fucked up!
AND GET A DESCRIPTION AND CALL THE POLICE WITH IT, bozo! that shit is scary!
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