So, when you use a public restroom.. ya know.. one with lots of stalls...you KNOW there is one that you typically aim for.. I mean.. routinely, I go for the 2nd stall. Something feels wrong about the first one.. like I'm not patient enough to just head for the 2nd...and to me, it's just better than heading to the handicapped one.. b/c I think that's rude. I dont need that much space to do my business. The other stalls are just superfluous if you ask me. I have tunnel vision for stall 1, stall 2 and handicapped. Hmm.. Okay, anyway.. so at work.. the 2nd stall has a broken flusher. It's actually a retarded flusher that kinda has to be jiggled while you say a little prayer for it to flush. Yet, out of habit, there I am, wishing I had just gone to the damn third stall as I maneuver the flusher. *sigh*
In other news, I headed to the gym last night...and my gym card DIDNT WORK to get in the door! I find this a sign from God that I am destined to be a fat ass...or just destined to sit on my sofa and watch tv rather than on the treadmill. *sigh* Considering my bill is paid in full, I dont know what's up but it's annoying. Some nice lady let me in.. which kinda creeps me out that she didnt ask questions. Hmm. Anyway, can my work id card make my gym id card ineffective? Can they touch and deactivate or something? Interested, I am.
*SYTYCD was disappointing last night. Mary Murphy wasnt crazy. The dancers weren't amazing. Whatever.
So, Suede has reopened.. as "Jewel." WTF?! "Hey, I'm gonna go to Jewel tonight. Wanna come?" No. Doesnt work for me. However, I want to see this mecca of Tulsa's finest. (please note the sarcasm)... Love love.
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i always go for the first stall. and if it's occupied, i almost don't know what to do with myself. : )
p.s. the handicapped stalls freak me out. they're just too damn big.
lets mix in a trip to JEWEL upon my next tulsa visit xxoo
I use the Handicapped ones when I take my kids.
Trust me, with a 3 and 5 year old, the space is needed!!
They should issue Handicap Cards for the Handicapped Stalls for Mommies!
i read somewhere that the first stall is actually the most clean since people usually pass by it... so now i always use the first stall. i hate public restrooms, so tell me which is crawling with the least amount of nasty germs, and you'd better bet it's the one i'll go to! ;) also... well, i hated suede. not my kinda atmosphere, but jewel sounds even more pretentious. does what his fuck still own the joint? y'know, dude who owns half of brookside?
I think so. They just closed Suede to "remodel" I took that to mean.. wash away the filth from the dirty people...and hope that a fresh start will mean less trash in the bar. Personally, calling a bar jewel doesnt imply class. Jewel? (shaking head) *sigh*
10 bucks says Jewel is a gay dance club within 2 months.
oh, and I usually just pop a squat over the nearest trashcan...j/k, I'm a second staller as well.
updated...because u scare me. haha
Jewel is the name of a big grocery store chain here (short for Jewel-Osco). It's like the Albertson's of Chicago. I can't believe they named the bar after a grocery store. I wonder if my frequent shopper card would work there?
LAUREN, OMG.. They're closing Albertsons here! WTF??!! Maureen saw it on the news tonight! Theyre all slowly closing! Boo!
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