1. Sarah rocks my world. Why? B/c she told me about the "freezone" on Cox In Demand. As she said (and I agreed), it's the button on your remote that you accidentally push and think "shit! Am I paying for something?" and quickly exit out. Welp, there's a free zone within that button o fun! ANnnnnnnd... it has an exercise channel.. a really good one! So, thanks to Sarah, I did a 15 minute abs workout with some cute little blonde chick on tv. It's great! I mean.. you can pause, ff, etc! They have ALL kinds of workouts-short, long, abs, cardio, etc. (There are also other channels.. like a sundance channel, etc) :)
2. Audrina dates narsty guys. Last week, I thought Lauren might be a little single white female, but this week.. I think Aud is just crazy if she dates that burping moron. Ew. Annnnd... hooray for Heidi! hahah! I loved that painting thing.. "It's a surprise!" hahahaha! Outstanding! I think Spencer is trying to look less like a tool this season. Must suck to see MTV portray you as a player wannabe with a Chuckie doll face.
3. There is apparently a case out there called "Williams" or "Williamson" or something that is very popular with the PD. (sarcasm noted) If you question a (likely illegal) search of your friend's car saying "What is your probable cause, officer?", he will likely say "Um.. havent you heard of the Williams case?" I guess that wasnt on the bar exam. Right. But, my bet is that you'll likely just agree with him if you've had a glass of wine or two b/c a public intox doesnt sound fun in your head. Yeah. This was just a hypothetical. Uh huh.
4. Sushi. is. good. Sarah, Kari and I grabbed some raw fish last night. Hooray for girls! Brooke, Jenny and Kristen need to get un-busy and come play next week! :)
5. Chicago is THE city of summer..as written up in a local mag and straight from the boyf's mouth! :) He's having a blast and doesnt even really know many people yet. I cant wait to go when it's still warm here in a month!!
6. MADD is having it's anniversary this month.. and they plan on nailing a zillion DUIs before Labor Day. While this is a GREAT campaign, be careful. I've never seen so many police pulling people over the second they get in their cars on Brookside. Personally, I like the campaign...but two beers or a single glass of wine could fail a breath test. So, since they're being EXTRA crazy, just be careful... Also, quick friendly advice: If you're with someone that get's pulled over and you have also been drinking, do NOT say you'll move, park, whatever the car even if asked. You're a passenger. Stay that way. This can be a trick...if you even OPERATE the vehicle, you can be subject to a DUI.
*** Finally, THANK YOU to Maureen for watching Gracie while I'm gone at AR sales rally for work!! :)) Gracie just went over there the other day with me so she was extra tail waggy when I took her there this morning. :) ****
4 comments:
i still think Lauren is being a bit TOO single white female... she can't control her friend from fucking up! ALSO i have NEVER laughed so hard than i did at spencer's "surprise" - HIlarious.
Chicago is the place to be in summer! It's hard to live in the moment and enjoy it because I know it will be over all too soon.
Can't wait for you visit!!!
I was told that a big-shot lawyer in NC would get out of DUIs like so...
he'd be driving, and as soon as he got pulled over he'd turn off his ignition, throw his keys to the passenger side and start chugging vodka straight from the bottle.
he got off twice from doing this--because there was no way to prove if he'd been intoxicated prior to the vodka-chugging.
yeah, don't do this at home, huh?
Are you back yet? Blog already.
OH! BTW - I just checked out the Cubs schedule and they are playing at HOME the weekend you are here. Let's go!!! Can I be the 3rd wheel?!?
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