"We" people and Gloria....

So, I went to Babies R Us at lunch to pick up some awesomness for Baby Munsell! First of all, I'm getting WAY too familiar with the layout of that store..haha.. Second, there are some funnnnnny people in there. Case in point... I saw a woman a little older than me, maybe early 30s. Rephrase...I saw her boots. They were silver. And over her jeans. And classic "hooker boots." A-typical for Babies R Us. Just sayin. She turned and only then did I see the ill-fitted WWF baby tee, lotsa makeup, and rhinestones on the front of her jeans. I thought to myself how she kinda stood out, but whatever...and kept walking as I heard her call after her small child...."Gloria! Come here!" in a stern voice. I stopped. Whoa. GLORIA?! That woman has a kid named...GLORIA? Nothin wrong with the name...just sayin it fit her about as well as her WWF shirt... I was amused by the whole thing. Likely too much.

Then, I headed to Chipotle for some burrito goodness...where I encountered the worst "we" people EVER. Who are "we" people? They're people that say things like "We like chicken! We like juice! We don't hit our sister" when referring to their child but it ends up taking over their entire vocab. We've all done it with kids at some point. I know...whatever. Hell, my mom used to do it (it drove me crazy then, too...). But, dude. Some people are over.the.top. (Yes, I took a picture of them. Whatever. You cant see them really. It was for example's sake.)

First, daughter went through (baby's mom, I'm assuming), "We want only a little rice...and blah blah blah..." Then, here comes grandma holding baby... "We like tacos. We'll have a taco." By this point, I was confused how much food they were ordering and how long it was going to take. Both also had on yoga clothes. In the middle of the day. On a Wednesday. Somehow, this annoyed me also b/c they werent in a hurry and I was running late back to work. They even confused the cashier! "We'll have a small pepsi" and she said "just one?" The woman said "Oh, no.. for me. Mom, what else do we want?" Wow. Just wow.

Have you played a joke on anyone today? I tried. I didnt get very far. I wanted to play a joke on the student loan people like "HAH! I'm not paying today!" but then I thought about the ramifications and they'd prolly not laugh. *Shrug* Whatever.

Eric and I went out to Molly's Landing last night. Even though I've lived here forever, I've never been there and really wanted to go when some friends went and talked about how good the food was. It was so quirky and cute..and the food was indeed damn good. I recommend if you're looking for something a little off the beaten path. :)

Oh, and finally.. I parked in my special parking spot b/c it's April! YAY! It sounds cheesy and silly, but I've gotta tell ya...I'm gonna love this "employee of the month" spot more than I love taking pictures of strangers for my blog on my phone's camera. 8:45 am and I'm in the front.row. Yeah-yuuuh! (It takes very little to excite me. I realize this.)