Thursday, January 31, 2008

I'm totally a Jater....

(as in Jack n Kate supporter in case you didnt read the captions last night)

Live Together. Die Alone. Yeah, that's right.. Lost is profound, people.

Things:
* I liked Ben narrating the "catch up" episode before the real one
* I almost jumped from my chair like 5 times
* Oceanic SIX? Who? What? Go back? (Kate, Jack, Hurley, ___, ___, ___)
* Did they leave people behind to save them...or to be selfish and get themselves home?
* What's with the crazy Hurley?
* Finally, who are these people behind Claire?*sigh* This means new characters, I guess...


I left work at lunch...as did the rest of my dept. The roads were FINE, but I think we had visions of the ice storm of 07. (I really like saying that.. it's like I'm talking to my grandkids.. "the ice storm of 07") hahahaha...
Did you watch that Eli Stone show? I recorded it, but havent watched yet.
I have nothing other than tv to write about. Wow.
Oh, and Angelina is preggers again....and Alex (From Grey's) checked into a psych ward. Now you're updated with all the things I cared about today...aside from the snowy weather outside.
Lates.

I tried to lick my elbow

From a decent forward this morning. :)

In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb"

Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury.

Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

Coca-Cola was originally green.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska

The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $ 16,400

The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour: 61,000

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.

The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history: Spades - King David; Hearts - Charlemagne; Clubs -Alexander the Great and Diamonds - Julius Caesar

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.

Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"? A. One thousand

Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common? A. All were invented by women.

Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil? A. Honey

Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year? A. Father's Day

In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... "goodnight, sleep tight."

At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2008 when...
1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
1 4. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list. ~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~ NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Volume 16

Not gonna lie.. a bit bummy today. Long distance love is hard, people. We saw each other last for New Years Eve.

Schedules:

Aaron:
Now-end of Feb: bar prep.
Feb 26-28: bar exam in California
Feb 23-March 5th: He'll be in San Diego
March 15-22: his spring break. Around the 17th or 18th, he's heading to LA for an event.

Mine:
Feb: Arkansas, Washington DC (not that I could we could visit during Feb anyway)
March 4: Meeting in STL (also Aaron's bday)
March 10-11: Meeting in New Orleans (TBA whether I HAVE to go or not...hoping not)
March 14-16: Blaze's bachelorette in STL

Compare the dates. Right. I HATE visiting during the work week unless it's just outside of the weekend. I mean.. if you cant make the most of a visit and make it a long weekend, that just sucks. Plus, that eats a LOT of vaca time from work, so..doing a Thurs-Sunday or a Friday-Tuesday would be great, but doesnt look very much on the possible side of things. I've sat here and thought "well, I could move my March 4th meeting to the 5th then travel up to Chicago afterwards and then head back to fly out for New Orleans..." Ha. That sounds fun.

I get comfort in knowing a visit to each other is within our grasps. When something happens that makes me think otherwise, I get soooo frustrated...and bogged down. Long distance isn't for amateurs, my friends. It's as though the little weekend visits are teasers for when we get to actually spend some time together...REAL, unfixed, TIME. And damnit.. I need my little weekend teasers.

The whole points is...It gets harder and easier at the same time to go without something the longer you don't have it. Both of those feelings frustrate the shit out of me. Boo.

Also, I woke up to "Yeah, Bob, we're expecting 5 inches of snow tomorrow..." WHAT?! Nooooo! I'll show them where they can shove their 5 inches of snow. If I didn't think I'd get in trouble for job searching, I'd totally look in the virgin islands or somewhere...just to kinda make myself feel good. lol!

And I want a cheesburger. Yeah.

Alright. Done whining. :) Happy Hump Day before Lost Day! (Yes, Lost needs its own day)

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Here Comes February, ready or not

Dude. Made it through Jan almost.. Now, it's just Feb. Ugh. I mean..it's not that I hate the month that corresponds with Love, Black History, and Deathiversaries, but uh...yeah, I dont like it. I know lots of you are in agreement and are also in the "No way, you're parent died in Feb, too?!!" club. Then, you compound that with pink and red hearts everywhere practically pissing love all over everyone and it's just enough to put me on lockdown til the month is over.

I like pink (obviously) but hearts? Really? I mean.. they're alright, but do they have to be EVERYWHERE?! I'm just not a big "heart" fan, never have been. I think stores confuse men into thinking hearts are awesome and all women love them. I think they look like a 6 year old should be wearing them. Whatever. My opinion. Like it or dont.

Remember the days of pre-selecting valentines for the people you really liked? Aw.. Those were the days. My little self-decorated sack always looked like I had some deep, hidden issues...with colors all over it and random shapes. LOL! Love it.

Well, all in all, Feb wasn't so bad last year, so I'm staying positive. My January is typically worse, so I'm kinda hoping I'm over the hump. I dont even mind Valentines and am the first to be giddy receiving flowers, etc. Granted, a blow up Cupid that I could sit in my window to scare passers-by would be just as cool. It's just that the month of Feb seems so extraordinarily long...

So, I'm not going into it with open arms and a cheesy smile, but I'm not pouting and stomping my feet either. With a shoulder shrug and a positive outlook, I'll trudge into the month that's spelled quite strangely.

Things in Feb to look forward to already:
* DC with Carrie!
* Little Rock with the girls
* Aaron's getting done with the bar exam

Also, Gossip Girl was a RECAP last night. Who does that? Recap. Hmph.

Monday, January 28, 2008

Things.

I'm not still reading that book but I'm too lazy to take it down.

I think my dog and I have similar personalities. Seriously. Plus, I'd like to growl more.

I'm annoyed easily lately.

Thinking about kickboxing this week (and zumba). Kicking a bag might help with frustration? Maybe.

That's all I've got. Back to work. Gossip Girl's on tonight. Stoked.

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Sunday Funday

So, just got back from mom's house where I did laundry. She's kept lots of my high school college stuff. Okay, that said, I have some pics of Heath Ledger in my room along with some other celebs on a bulletin board. Okay, admittedly I was scary obsessed with Heath for awhile. Now, it's just freaky to have the pics. Weird. Dead guy hangin out on my bulletin board right next to Michelle Pfeiffer (who we all know I'm pathetically obsessed with).

Friday, Kel came in town and we got a small group to go out for a little bit. Sat, we went to her friend's engagement party and then to the WILD. HORSE. saloon! ha!


My fav is the guy behind us in this pic! LOL!


My high school friend, Brett, and some of his friends were out on Friday, too...No idea what was going on in this pic but it's funny...

Kari and Kelli look like hustlers-lol! This was before Kari met a cowboy named Bud. That's all you get from that story...

Things:

- Been quite down about stupid stuff lately. It's not really stupid...but the fact that I've been letting it bother me so much IS stupid. A lot of it has to do with that I went to school SOOooooo long and have Soooooo much debt and am making just over what I'd be making if I'd started working 4 years ago right out of college. That said, I realize I have a lot of upward mobility potential that I otherwise wouldn't. It's not that...it's just..well.. it's overwhelming, I think. Really overwhelming. It seems like something happens EVERY month to stop me from saving money. Then, I totally believe single people get SCREWED with taxes, expenses, etc. That's my brief rant. A friend I ran into this weekend said it best and I am trying to take his perspective. He said "well, one thing I've got now... is more ambition. I want MORE. I want to keep looking. I want to keep reaching... If I'd been making this salary out of college, I'd be thinking I was doing just fine. However, out of law school, I just want to bust my BUTT and move up." Good perspective, me thinks...

- Along the saving money thing, been thinking about doing something on the side to help build a better savings... maybe drafting wills, etc. You need a will? Just sayin... Kinda morbid, but whatever. Everybody dies. Might as well not get screwed in the legal system, too...

- LOST STARTS this week. It's GOT to be a good week then. Plus, had a great weekend. That's always a good sign for the week. :)

- Zumba is "stepping it up" this week. This. frightens. me. I'm already thinking the teacher is on some serious crack b/c her body moves faster than Gracie when she sees a cat.

- I hope everyone had a great weekend- My countdown has begun to Little Rock and Washington DC!

- I'm trying to stop saying the F word. I'll let you know how it goes. Expectation: not well.

- I'm tired of those "stop smoking" commercials on MTV. Latest one- "magical amount" song thing. I'm not amused and I don't smoke. So, I wish they'd stop getting that damn song stuck in my head. Even if I DID smoke, I dont think the weirdass singing cartoon characters would make me stop.

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Things that make me smile...

Soooo.. shouldve blogged this a LONG time ago, but Carrie sent me this AWESOME shirt awhile ago. I never got around to taking a picture of it b/c I wore it and it felt strange to take a picture of a dirty shirt. LOL! Something super funny.. Maureen went to Old Navy the same day I got Carrie's in the mail and got me one as a surprise b/c it made her think of me. I couldn't be happier b/c I sleep in them, wear them to the gym, all while boasting my owl pride. HA! Ah, sorority days... This shirt continues to make my day everytime I wear it.

I shall take them both to DC and make Carrie wear one with me for a picture. Yeah, I'm serious.





Kel and I went to Tar-jay today and lookie what was on SUPER sale... THESE AWESOME SHEETS! Bright. Fun. Cute. They're not super nice, but they'll do the trick and I can't wait to roll around in them. Yeah, sounds dirty. Whatever. Finally, this should make YOU laugh. See this cute pic? Right. Please check out the awesome soy sauce I have on my chin that NO ONE told me about all night. Right. Double click and make it bigger it you dont believe me. Kinda hot, right? HA! I don't even care...obviously b/c I made it my profile pic...just super small. haha! :)

Friday, January 25, 2008

It's the weekend...I'm thirsty...

Need wine. Like now. Like an hour ago. Like maybe when my alarm went off this morning actually.

Kelli will be here soon. Til then, it's zumba time bitches!

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Stream of consciousness (Volume 15)

So, I have a lot to say but dont really think it's all that sensical or important. So, here you go.

Dude. I got back from my VP's meeting feeling good. The topics had to do with things that my little BA in Psych brain totally digs- Leadership coaching, dynamics of a successful team,etc. One thing a speaker said that struck me is...success is really just a combo of three things:

LUCK. TIMING. OPPORTUNITY.

Hit the nail on the head if you ask me. You see, I have wrestled and wrestled lately with "do I make a move now?" versus "Do I wait this out and see where it takes me" versus "But, I'm only young once and what if I dont push this thing? What if I'm missing a chance?" versus "But I dont wanna push it too hard.. if things are meant to be, then they are."

Whew.

I'm talking about work, decisions, relationships, life. I think your twenties are filled with trying to figure out how much to push things versus how much to sit on them and hope they work out. Job. Money. Moving. Relationship. Whatever. It applies all over the board.

It truly is luck + timing + opportunity. Does that make things any more clear? No. *sigh* You'd have NO idea how overanalytical I've been lately about this whole "life" thing. It's quite annoying to Gracie. She hears me vent a lot. She tilts her head and acts interested. Whatever.

Okay, here's Volume 16 within volume 15

Now that I'm old enough/in a job where I do business travel, business MEN freak me out. Since when did airports become a dating service? Someone needs to tap into this market. Seriously. Match.com anyone?

I mean...I think I had like 3 guys hit on me from the rental car drop to the airport to back home. None made me feel overly flattered by their advances. Let's put it like that. My personal fav was the guy who said he was in town for a LAWSUIT with his exwife. (I'd told him I was a lawyer thinking it'd make him go away. It obviously didn't). It's just freaky and weird. It's like some subculture of sexual airport predators. Granted, I was the ONLY chick in a sports bar and was eating nachos and drinking a Corona. I didn't exactly look unapproachable.

Other stuff
I watched the debate (Dem) from my hotel room. I gotta say I'm NOT a fan of the mud-slinging, but Hil won some points with me that she'd originally lost. She had a bad suit on, though. And Barack's ears looked bigger than normal. Then there's poor Edwards who didn't get hardly any air time. I'll be tired of all ths soon. For now, I'm typically on the edge of my seat. WHEN did I care about politics? *sigh* I'm more interested in the strategy of it all. Saw a pic of Hil and Bill's faces merged.. title "Hill-Billy" ha! Bring on super Tuesday! :)

Washington DC is coming up!!! Carrie and I will be meeting there!! YAY! I have a work conference there and then am staying an extra night so Carrie can drive up. You guys are gonna just love two blogs full of the same photos.. lol! In all seriousness, I'm pretty pumped. With the conf being over Valentines and with my co-worker bringing her hubby, I was kinda bummed. (Aaron's got the bar exam and stuff). Carrie and I had talked about meeting there, but actually made formal plans today! :) Plus, I havent been to DC since before I could legally drink.. Let's not talk about that phase in my life, though. lol!

If you've made it this far, Little Gracie ate my boots....and heels.. So, if you know anywhere that has black heels on sale, let me know ASAP. I'm going at lunch tomorrow (Friday). Sorry for the randomness. Thanks for bearing with me.

Oh, and who is ready for The Rock?! Headed there before DC! WOO HOO!! I get to feel Kat's belly. That sounds dirty. Yeah, it does. ha!

Dude.

I'm busy, but have an addiction to blogging. So, here's something funny for you.


Sunday, January 20, 2008

Just another Manic Monday...

Things that make you go hmmm...

* I'm on a plane. Like right now. Like as you're reading this. Well, if it's between 7 and 9am, I am.

* Matthew McConaughey's quote about his unborn baby: Got some blessed news...a celebration of life and bounty...a newborn conceived. Yes, my girlfriend Camila and I made a baby together...it's 3 months growin' in her womb and all looks healthy and lively so far..God bless evolution. Um. Okay?

* Saw 27 Dresses with Jennifer on Sat night. If I was gonna text you about it, I apologize, but we kinda made it a very last minute thing...then went out to grab a couple glasses of wine. Movie: It's a combo of How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days with a hint of My Best Friend's Wedding. Overall, predictable, cheesy, but cute. A few hilarious one liners liiiiike...

#1: HEIGL: "I feel like I just found out that my favorite love song was written about a sandwich."

#2: UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: "It must be so hard to watch your younger sister get married before you. "
HEIGL: "Yes. But then I remembered that I still get to have hot, hate sex with random strangers and I feel so much better."

* Speaking of movies... I think I want to see Cloverfield after dissing it in my head (yes, I said "dissing."). Also, I do NOT want to see that movie about a website killing someone.. Effed. UP. You care about these facts. I know.

* Sat was so productive, it scared me. Cleaned, shopped, worked my ass out so hard at the gym that it STILL hurts. I used to just take a nap when I'd get stressed or overwhelmed with worrying about retarded things. Now, I just blast my IPOD and kick some ass at the gym sometimes...mostly b/c Gracie wont let me sleep..not b/c I'm that much more energetic.

* What is UP with that "Moment of Truth" show starting on Fox this week? People get hooked up to lie detectors then asked horrible questions in front of their spouse, etc..like "Have you ever touched a co-worker inappropriately?" or "Do you see yourself still being married in 5 years?" Are we really stooping this low as a society to watch this crap? Right.

* I hate packing. I need to go do it. Boo. Wish me luck on my trip. (I'm hanging with my new VP at a meeting).

Insert me throwing up a peace sign Lindsay Lohan style... Lates, people.

Friday, January 18, 2008

T.G.I.F.

It's FRIDAY! My crazy busy week is coming to an end. Hooray! Our 4 person team at work has dwindled to two people with recent promotions, etc. Makes things a little crazy in the interim.

Anyhoo, Monday, I'll be in Missouri then come back only to leave again in a few weeks for AR then come back and leave for DC (work) then come back and leave for STL (work) then come back and leave for possssssssibly New Orleans (work) then come back and leave for STL again (Blaze's bachelorette party!) then come back and possibly be in OKC (work) for a few days and last trip at the end of April will be to STL (work). I dunno if I'll be hitting all those places for sure, but that's the rough of what it looks like right now. Whoa. Luckily its spread out enough that Aaron and I'll still find some time to visit-hopefully-since most of the work trips are during the week. Seriously, with that much traveling and related stress, girlfriend needs to be gettin some action at some point.. Just sayin... haha..

So, I tried to get a group together to see 27 Dresses last week, but it doesnt open til this week. (I think they pushed it back a week and I was therefore right about the original release date. Sticking to that.) Anyway, wanna see it? Let's go. Awesome.

My crazy ass little dog woke up at 4AM and decided it was time to be up. WTH?! I definitely didn't teach her that anything early is a good idea. Anyhoo, I asked her what she was doing and she just looked at me. She could have at least answered. Ugh. So, I'm a bit sleepy today.. BUT, TONIGHT IS ZUMBA again!!! This time, I wont stand in back with all the people who cannot catch on. Mean? Yeah, you'd be mean, too, if someone elbowed you or stepped on you every time they got off-beat.

Finally, in an attempt to get some sun and warmth, the tanning beds at my gym have been rather packed lately. I'm getting out of my funk so I wanted to go tan. Right. Well, quick question... what the HELL takes people so long to get undressed and dressed? I mean.. you have on workout clothes... I see the bed go off and then think "okay, a few more min"... about 10 minutes later, someone emerges. What the hell are people doing in there?! Whatever.

Have a great Friday! :)